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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-04-04 02:33 PM
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Naughty Fortune Cookies
What will they think of next? Below are some examples... can you think of any others?



Just like regular fortune cookies, only these have "X-rated" messages inside. Fortunes include:

"If you got laid last night, smile!"

"You are going to have a meaningful overnight relationship."

"Tight butts drive me nuts."

"I'd love to sleep with you tonight. If not, please return the cookie."

"If you think you feel good, wait 'till you feel me."

"If you're a virgin, smile!"

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-04-04 03:22 PM
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1. have never understood why virgins are supposed to be
Edited on Fri Jun-04-04 03:24 PM by tigereye
so great to sleep with. You would think the opposite would be true. I could see it if one wanted to assure that one's offspring would actually be his, but otherwise, it doesn't make any sense from an experience standpoint, just from a novelty standpoint. This has been bugging me for a while. :)


sorry I will have to think of another one, how about "your lucky number is 69?"

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Servo300 Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-04-04 03:24 PM
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2. Just take the regular fortune cookie fortunes....
and add the phrase "in bed" --

usually makes them a lot funnier!

:-)
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