rumguy
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Fri Jun-04-04 03:35 PM
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I'm looking for a stalker |
Guy Whitey Corngood
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Fri Jun-04-04 03:38 PM
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1. Well you're a dude. So it would be weird. Hmmmm. Do you offer benefits?n/t |
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Fri Jun-04-04 03:38 PM
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2. Put your Eminem sig back in and we'll talk, how's that? |
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I've got a little free time tonight, but you may have to find another stalker tomorrow :D
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Fri Jun-04-04 03:38 PM
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then we talk about bringing back Em...
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Fri Jun-04-04 03:52 PM
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4. Oh fine, consider yourself stalked |
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But um, first I have a few things to do, so consider yourself stalked after 6 pm :D
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Fri Jun-04-04 03:53 PM
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:19 PM
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6. I just looove what you're wearing today |
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You DO know that I make all my victims strip for me, right?
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:20 PM
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8. Luckily I'm not a victim |
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:24 PM
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:27 PM
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12. Put on some music and strip for me |
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That's what you do. Make it easy on yourself and if you have any questions, ask Champ. He knows the drill. :D
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:20 PM
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7. I had a female stalker once. |
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Edited on Fri Jun-04-04 05:20 PM by Donkeyboy75
It ain't fun. Trust me. :scared:
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rumguy
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:25 PM
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:35 PM
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13. I dated her briefly, then broke it off. |
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She would basically come by my house constantly, and if I wasn't home she would accuse my parents of lying, and would demand to look around the house for me. I was a lifeguard, and two weeks after the "breakup" she took training and got a job in the same city lifeguarding (luckily it was at another pool). She tried to get transferred to the one I worked at.
Finally after six or seven months, I had stopped being nice. I yelled at her on the phone, told her to NEVER contact me again, and she agreed.
Three days later I get a 19 page letter in the mail telling me how much she loved me and how she knew we were meant to be together.
A bunch of other stuff happened, but that gives you the basic idea. This was ten years ago. But I still didn't put my engagement announcement in the paper in the town I grew up in (my parents still live there). Was just a bit worried...
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Fri Jun-04-04 05:25 PM
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One online stalker and one psycho ex stalker. Nope, no fun at all, but rumguy promised to bring back Em for me if I stalk him. What could I do? :shrug:
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