My boyfriend dumped me this afternoon. . .

[daligirrl]

suggest some tortures, please. ..

[Mistress Quickly]

1. chocolate

Absolut coco and fire it up

on edit: sorry for the break up, whatever you do, don't play "Sad Eyes"

[daligirrl]

22. My Gay friends have rallied 'round. . .

and always hated him. We're going out to the strip bar later. But tomorrow I'm going to be real unhappy.

[MikeG]

2. tie tampons to his car.

[LynneSin]

18. dip the tampon in Ketchup first

I did that to an ex-boyfriends car

Course it was Hell Night and I was in High School - but it looks so much better with ketchup on it

[GOPisEvil]

3. The best revenge is living well.

:-)

[belladonna]

7. Damn, you beat me to it

He's right, the best revenge is to go on with your life and be happy without him. He probably didn't deserve ya anyway :P

[daligirrl]

21. The weird thing about it?

He cheated on me with a 60 year old woman. How insulting is that?

[GOPisEvil]

24. WTF?!?!?!

Really?! 60?! :o

Amazing...freaking amazing...first that he'd cheat in the first place, and then with a 60 year-old woman? I take it he's MUCH younger.

[daligirrl]

32. It's true . . .

He has a serious Mommy complex, I think. He's 45. I'm 41. Not matronly enough, I guess.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Oh, ok...that's not as bad as I thought...

But still!! The fact that he cheated is bad enough...but at least have the decency to have a fling with some young tart! There are rules for these things, dammit! ;-)

[daligirrl]

35. Insane. . .

But, I haven't seen her. She may be a real hottie!

[GOPisEvil]

37. LOL - you never know.

It's still his loss.

[daligirrl]

41. Thank you, sweetie!

[belladonna]

40. Well, I guess it beats his cheating on you with your daughter

Barely, but geesh, I don't know what else to say? First time he's cheated? And what was he like otherwise?

[daligirrl]

42. I don't know about any prior cheating. . .

He just got weird last month and then announced this morning that he was "moving on".

[belladonna]

45. Maybe she's got a sweet pension he plans on living off of?

Seriously, there are guys out there who do this sort of thing. Just a guess, is he the type?

[daligirrl]

48. Seriously. . .

He is pretty needy. I think he needs the security of someone who won't leave him.

[Lorien]

44. Well, here's a 65 year old woman

that I suspect could land a good many 40 year old men!

Better to be single than in the wrong relationship, I always say!:hug:

[daligirrl]

47. Yes. . . lol

I posted earlier that I didn't know what this woman looked like. . . but if you had ever talked to this man about what he finds attractive, you would know why I am dumbfounded. So maybe this lady does look like Sophia Loren.

[Lorien]

49. I have a good friend who is a former supermodel

she's 58 now, and has a 40 year old boyfriend. She's got mile long legs and a body that just won't quit! I'm just a bit younger than you, and I guess it gets to me a little when we're out together and men of all ages are drooling over her (and I'm not exactly the dogs dinner!) But in a way, it does give me a lot of hope for the future- we don't all have to fade ;-). She did go through a rough patch and lost her looks a few years back, but she sure recovered well!

[daligirrl]

52. I understand your point. . .

You're preaching to the choir. I have a mom who modeled for The Limited at age 45. I'm particularly upset with my ex because I was always having to correct him when he talked about older women, etc.

[Lorien]

55. Sounds like he's got a lot of issues

to work out. Maybe there's a midlife crisis of some sort going on here?(Maybe an older women makes him feel young? :shrug:)

Sounds like you've got great genetics. Shouldn't be too difficult to find someone a little more worthy...

[daligirrl]

57. Damn skippy

My sista. . .!

[Politicub]

59. Holy !!@#$%^&()

It's a good thing you aren't with him anymore. 60?!

As Rikki Lake would say, "drop that zero and get with a hero, girl."

[HEyHEY]

12. BAH!

The best revenge is cold, ruthless, and unexpected.

Sorry, I'm petty

[daligirrl]

26. So. . .

What nasty revenge would you do?

[HEyHEY]

39. Seriously?

I don't know, I'd have to know the person in order to get the best revenge possible,.... taking a piss in his coffee might be satisfying for you, but he really won't suffer that much...yo want to think, then fuck him over really good.

[daligirrl]

51. Okay, HEyHEY

I know he's afraid of bees. . . I 'm headed out to buy some hives tomorrow.

[HEyHEY]

54. I was thinking more like...getting him fired/arrested - somethinglike that

[daligirrl]

58. No. ..

I've seen him run from a bee. Hives are good. God, I'm evil.

[catzies]

29. Yes. And looking good.

Do NOT do anything self-destructive, and that includes too much chocolate, too much alcohol and passing out without washing off your makeup.

[daligirrl]

38. Sorry . . .

already almost finished a jar of chocolate covered macadamia nuts. It's soooooooooooooooooo good!

[catzies]

43. That's okay. You're in a crisis right now. Be good to yourself.

Point is, don't do it too much or you won't look fabulous when you run into his sorry ass someday soon.

[daligirrl]

60. I'll make sure

to do an extra 300 cals on the treadmill tomorrow.

[catzies]

62. Atta girl!

:hug:

[UrbScotty]

4. Dang....................

Sorry to hear about that.

:-(

I don't know what to say.

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. I've found voodoo to be very therapeutic.

[daligirrl]

11. Fortunately. . .

a friend delivered one of those pre-packaged voodoo dolls... I'm working on the groin right now.

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Stick the pins in chicken blood first.

It really fires up the mojo. :evilgrin:

[Spinzonner]

6. For you or him ?

Well, it WOULD take your mind off it ...

[Carni]

8. Do you have access to a fax machine?

That isn't YOURS...

If so set that baby up to call his phone number all night.

I haven't DONE this lol but I have had it happen at work and you want to talk about ANNOYING! :)

[Soopercali]

9. I know you won't want to hear this right now...

But the best revenge is still "living well." Let him see that it's no big deal to you. Keep it up, always act happy. IT WILL EAT HIM UP INSIDE. Because even when they dump you, guys need to cling to the illusion, "Hey, she still wants me."

In fact, in a few weeks, thank him. Tell him how much fun you're having, and how many new people you're meeting, and that you hope you'll always be friends. Smile! You're killing him.;-)

[daligirrl]

16. Thank you. . .

He was an asshole. But you can still love an asshole, right?

[Submariner]

10. Don't get mad, get even

http://www.doodoo.com/ :)

[Nlighten1]

13. Have sex with his best friend

Did I mention I am his best friend?

[daligirrl]

19. LOL. . . I'm cool about it so far. . .

But keep me in mind. . .

[flamingyouth]

14. He's obviously got no taste

I agree with the posters here who recommend "living well," though. I had a sorority sister in college who used to slowly let the air out of her ex's tires before he'd drive to Portland to see his family. She always loved the idea of him being stuck by the side of the road in Chehalis or something. It's not good to live that way. :hug:

[Taverner]

25. Yikes! She wasn't my ex was she?

[flamingyouth]

27. You weren't a TKE at the UW by chance?

:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

28. Not me - Phi Sig at OSU

close...:)

I did have an ex pull a gun on me tho...that was fun

[flamingyouth]

30. Wow, you do know how to pick 'em!

I think we've discussed this before, but I bet we have mutual friends. I was on the Panhellenic Council and met up with others from across the Pac-10.

[Taverner]

34. LOL...tell me about it

did you know any of the Phi Sigs, Pikes or Phi Delts at OSU (back in the late 80's/early 90's of course)?

[flamingyouth]

36. I went to Disneyland with other IFC/Panhellenic people in '89

for a "convention" of some kind. I hung out with these nice guys from OSU - of course I can't remember their names at this point! LOL

[daligirrl]

31. Are you talking about me or. . .

that 60 year old woman?

[HEyHEY]

15. If it's any comfort

I wouldn't have dumped you! :-)

[dweller]

20. sounds to me like

you've had enough for one day. Get some rest.

tomorrow's always a new day.
dp

[Taverner]

23. Another guy?

Sucess is the best revenge!

[Blue-Jay]

46. Send him pics of you with Ron Jeremy.

That'll show him!

Honestly - If you got dumped, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Learn from it. Move on. Don't hold a grudge. It wasn't meant to happen anyway.

You'll find "the one" eventually and when you do, you'll realize that you were prepared to settle with this recent guy. It hurts, and maybe you're not willing to forgive him yet, but one day you'll thank him for showing you the kind of person that he really is.

It may not feel like it now, but you've gained more than you lost. Trust me.

[daligirrl]

53. Thank you. . .

I know you're right! I'll be okay soon. This weekend will be hard.

[Insider]

50. what's your sign?

do you come here often?
how about those lakers?
do you like scrabble?
those are lovely shoes
your hair looks nice...

;)

[daligirrl]

56. LOL. . .

I come here every day. . .
Lakers rule. . .ask me about my '80s encounter with the Lakers
I LOVE Scrabble and routinely kick everyone's ass
Thank you, they're new
I just got it cut short

[daligirrl]

61. Thanks so much. . .

to all you guys who responded to this thread. You helped me to feel much better. Tonight was really hard. I got a lot of good advice. However, the tally of people who actually advocated harm to my ex are as follows: Eye22004, MikeG, LynneSin, and HEyHey. LOL! I love them especially! Good night!

[Lou_C]

63. Do you have a Dog or a Cat and can you bake?

:evilgrin: