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Sat Jun-05-04 01:50 AM
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I just killed the biggest cockroach I've ever seen! |
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OK, this is NYC, where every flat comes with hot and cold running cockroaches, but this was the size of a chihuahua! I was afraid it would fight back!
I don't care what you say, you can not convince me this was God's creature and deserved to live. Roaches are the spawn of Satan--and I don't even believe in Satan. Think I'll go flush the carcass down the toilet, just to make sure he doesn't come back to get me like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
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Sat Jun-05-04 01:54 AM
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1. How did you kill it? eom |
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Sat Jun-05-04 01:57 AM
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2. The flush is what delivered the fatal blow |
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He was still moving when I flung him in the toilet. I'd thought a blunt instrument to the head (my fist, protected by a napkin) would do it, but he was too tough!
Now I feel like I need to take about 10 showers!
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Sat Jun-05-04 01:59 AM
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Check the toilet before you sit down next time.
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:15 AM
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4. Cheney, Rumsfeld, Who........ was it Condi ? |
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:18 AM
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5. Now that's REALLY gross! |
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:25 AM
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7. pagerbear I'm not blowing smoke up your ass when I say |
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You have one of the best if not the best Sig line at DU :)
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:25 AM
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:23 AM
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6. You in Bronx by any chance? They're the worst over there ((n/t)) |
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:26 AM
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9. Almost--Inwood, Manhattan, about 204th St. |
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:35 AM
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10. I was close... but at least you haven't dealt with millipedes, or did you? |
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:38 AM
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11. I haven't seen any yet |
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Sat Jun-05-04 02:49 AM
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12. Just beware of the radiators, and kill on sight |
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If you have them crawling on you when you sleep though, nothing can get your heart pounding faster..... (I'll stop here before I share another one of my nightmares in Queens).
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