My roommate is a fucking dumbass!!!

[BlondieK143]

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (no, I don't feel better). She's the Texas-born-idiot-Freeper who wouldn't know politics/what's going on in the world if it bit her on her tan ass. (This coming from a girl who is CLEARLY of Mexican decent saying she looks like she's from Hawaii. UGH)

So, let me just ask, is it not COMMON sense that it's REALLY bad for your engine if you let the car run on Empty???? Not to mention our driveway is SLANTED, so it drains all the gas anyway?? So, you'd think that when she gets in the car this morning to take me to work and it doesn't start, she'd know what was wrong, right???? RIGHT??!? WRONG! her: "Wow, I just don't know WHY the car keeps dying after I start it." (dumbass look) or her: "I'm not sure why my car won't start." Am I the only one that sees this as COMMON FUCKING SENSE???

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Is she cute?

I volunteer to...um...give her an attitude adjustment for you. :)

[BlondieK143]

2. Trust me, you don't want to adjust that.

She's been adjusted WAAY too many times. I think you'd get lost in the process.

[physioex]

5. So that means she is good looking?

[BlondieK143]

7. If you like...

skanky red highlights that you let your stoned friend do on top of black hair, WAY too much makeup, and if you don't let her talk, she's POSSIBLY decent. (But then again, in her words, I'm just jealous). Yeah, okay, I want the brain of a 10 year old. :eyes:

[DarkPhenyx]

12. And this is your roomie again why?

I'd have to kill her if she were living with me. For the good of the species you understand.

[BlondieK143]

13. Of course I understand.

It was either live with her or continue living with my mom and that wasn't going to happen. I've been there since October, and she NEVER used to be this bad. The past three months have been pure hell and I don't have the funds to move out right now.

[DarkPhenyx]

18. Ah, that explains it.

Well, the only advice I have is spend less time in her presence. Or get yourself a big gun and a good lawyer. ;-)

[BlondieK143]

20. hahaha

I think my earplugs will do just fine for the moment. :D

[DarkPhenyx]

21. Good luck. I don't do ignore very well.

My friends will tell you my solutions to life problems usually fall into three catagories. Eat it, Bed it, or Blow it up. Depending on the friend they have a different opinion on which I prefer most.

[BlondieK143]

22. Thank you very much! Interesting theory...

What do you do about a problem cat?? :)

[DarkPhenyx]

24. Cat's are food.

People who own cats are subsistance farmers or survival nuts. :evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

25. That's gross.

I'm not the biggest cat fan in the world, but I wouldn't eat one! :) Do I even wanna know what you mean by blowing it up?

[DarkPhenyx]

26. There is no problem that can't be solved by...

...an adequate application of C4. Explosives expedite change you know.

[BlondieK143]

27. Oh, that kind.

I was thinking something completely different.

[DarkPhenyx]

28. Your idea would be covered by...

...the "Bed it" clause of my philosophy.

[BlondieK143]

29. Oh dear!

[DarkPhenyx]

33. Thus the reason I offered...

...an attitude adjustment for your roomie. :evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

34. We ALL need adjusting????

[DarkPhenyx]

44. Probably.

Some of us need it with a baseball bat though.

[Skittles]

45. a tip for you, Blondie

IGNORE is your friend

[DarkPhenyx]

11. Mm, good point.

Thanks for having my back. *chuckle*

[Nlighten1]

3. An ass bit just might do the trick...

:)

[BlondieK143]

8. She'd probably like that!

[Nlighten1]

32. I think I would too.

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[BlondieK143]

35. bad!

:spank:

[Nlighten1]

37. Just a little love nibble really.

:)

[physioex]

4. LOL..

I don't think she is doing any damage to the car. It should run even in severe angles unless the tank was terribly close to empty. There maybe several other things wrong with the car, and it should be checked out by a competent mechanic. As far as being a freeper, can't help you there.... :)

[BlondieK143]

9. No, the line was BELOW empty.

I'm not even sure how she made it home from work. I may let the tank get low sometimes to where the gas light comes on, but this was BELOW it!

[NoPasaran]

6. Sounds like she's running on fumes herself

And can't understand why that doesn't work with cars.

[physioex]

10. Is your boss pissed??

[BlondieK143]

14. Thanks to my reallllly good friend

who woke up and drove to my house, I got to work one minute late, no biggie. It's just the point of it all.

[Mnemosyne]

15. only tolerance

and patience will help us now. Petty criticisms about physical attributes are childish. We need to try harder to see how much we all are alike, rather then dwelling on the differences that cause further pain in this world. Please consider this. Thanks!

[BlondieK143]

16. Excuse me?

The only reference I made to her physical attributes in the original post was about the Mexican decent comment. And that was just to give an example of her ignorance. I'm sorry that you feel that this causes further pain in the world, a little hint, it causes no pain to click the mouse button to hide this thread. Have a great day! :hug:

[Bertha Venation]

17. vickiss, I might agree in some circmstces but when someone has just VENTED

I would not POST my agreement.

Blondie was VENTING. Not posting her life's philosophy. Get the difference?

:eyes:

edit: by the way, don't let me chase you off. Welcome to DU :hi:

[BlondieK143]

19. Thanks Bertha.

I'm really not that shallow of a person. It's just been a rough morning. I appreciate your understanding. :hug:

[Bertha Venation]

23. no worries

:pals:

[put out]

38. And, to lighten things, some roomie stories.

Living in our first off-campus house. Two small bedrooms. Four women. The only bathroom was exactly the size of a twin mattress. You had to turn sideways to get between the bathtub and the sink to sit on the toilet. The two women sharing the biggest bedroom each had a cat. One had worms, and the other was afraid of the litter box. (Not the women, they were trained pretty well.) And the litter box was in the twin size bed bathroom. And the women to whom the cats belonged argued incessantly about who should clean the litter box. Worm cat made a horrid mess and was ill, and Fraid-of-Litter cat also made a mess, when he could screw up his courage to actually get in the box. When he did, he ran like hell trailing shit and litter all the way.

Litter on the floor, plus cat poop and pee. And the Alpha females having some kind of power trip standoff about cleaning the LITTER BOX and meanwhile, my hapless bedroom mate and I had to step in the XXX cat stuff and smell it.

No Name bedroom mate and I had a room so small, her dad came down in the fall and built us bunkbeds because the room was too little for two twin beds, and our bedroom had once been part of the front porch. The top one fell down one night. On me. We had no heating vent. We had no electrical outlets. We were able to plug a hair dryer or heater into the one overhead light. No lamps.

One of my roomies smashed food down the sink, into the little holes. Here is a hint: if it doesn't say "Insinkerator" or some such thing and doesn't have a switch to make the food go away, this might mean that you have no disposer. If you do not have a disposer in the sink, you must put food into the trash, and this requires effort.

And the trash situation. I paid for trash disposal for two months. I complained, and my roomies though it would be a bright idea to just take it to a park dumpster. Meanwhile, the food and other unmentionable things piled up in the kitchen. And rotted and smelled bad. And attracted mice. Which the cats were afraid of. And then, the roomie with a pick-up truck didn't want to put that stinky shit in her truck bed.

One roomie set the front porch on fire by using a hibachi grill. Another stained it by dyeing sheep's wool on the front porch, and Rit Dye is permanent.

One tried to toast a whole loaf of bread in a toaster oven. She put the plastic bread wrapper on top of the toaster oven. It all became as one.

More stories if anyone cares. I laugh now.

[BlondieK143]

41. HOLY SHIT!

Suddenly my little story of this morning doesn't seem so bad.

[exJW]

49. OK then,

Your room mates were fucking dumbasses!

[Champ]

30. Why are your rooming with her?(or she rooming with you)

I recall you complaining about here before. Anyways good morning!

[BlondieK143]

31. I don't have a choice.

I'm certainly not going to move back with either one of my sorry excuse for parents.

[Champ]

36. I understand

Me and a few of my friends are putting our heads together and brainstorming some options on getting an apartment. Living with annoying people can be frustraiting, it's best if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all. Trust me you avoid alot of unnecessary conflicts that way, but at the sametime not saying what you really say builds up frustraition. :hug: Sorry about the situation you're in and alot of the issues your dealing with right now.

[Angelus]

39. She sounds like a dumb blonde.

:evilgrin: ;)

Kidding! :)

[BlondieK143]

40. hahahaha

cute. not.

she's black headed. I'm a brownish/blonde. It's sad actually.

[Angelus]

42. You know what's sadder than that?

Jessica Simpson. She's as dumb as a 2 by 4 and she's making millions off it by doing those Pizza Hut commercials on tv. :grr:

I call it the "Dumbification of America." :(

[BlondieK143]

43. No kidding.

But that's what America wants to see these days. (Or the ignorant part of us anyway) They don't want a blonde powerful woman. It scares them. FUCKERS!

[Liberal Classic]

46. Oh, that's nothing

I knew this girl (I hesitate to call her a woman) who got a Honda Civic as a college present. One day she mentioned it was in the shop with a cracked engine block.

"How was I supposed to know to put oil in it?"

Sad but true.

[BlondieK143]

48. No kidding.

As it turns out, she had NONE in the car! (wait, wasn't I the one that got the oil changed a month ago and told her that there was a leak and she needed to get it fixed???) She had to put 5 quarts of oil in it after I got to work. *smacks forehead* Sometimes, if people would only listen.

But then again, she also is the one who walked into the room (while I was watching Bowling for Columbine) and said "Um, Columbine was a high school, not a bowling alley."

[Liberal Classic]

50. Why am I not suprised?

I'm going to have a myocardial infarction and die from not suprise.

On edit

To continue rant, heck my late gran once went for a year without an oil change but she only went to the pharmacy and Lubys and back. But she knew to change the oil, she just forgot. Elder dementia and all that jazz.

[BlondieK143]

51. hehe

Thanks for the laugh! You know, I should do a daily post of stupid sayings. *sigh*

[LibertyorDeath]

47. Have some fun with her Ask her what happens when she

steps on the gas pedal As in how does stepping on the gas pedal make the car move.

What sequence of events is taking place.

She sounds to dumb to live.

Maybe Darwin will catch up with her.

There's always hope. :)