"Enlarge your breast size by a full cup in less than a month!"

[Angelus]

Don't you just love spam? I do. I think it's hilarious. I'm a male and the spammers send me spam asking me to enlarge my breast size. It's f'n hilarious.

That made my morning. Yeah, I know, it's a sad morning thus far. What do you expect from a person who has only slept for two hours in the last 2 nights?

[name not needed]

1. breasts could be fun

think about it...

[Angelus]

4. Haha!

Yeah, I suppose. :)

[supernova]

5. I enjoy the hell out of my breasts

especially since my mammogram this week was negative for cancer. Whee!

But I don't think I need them to be any bigger. I'd look out of porportion.

[qwertyMike]

8. If I had breasts

I'd never leave home.

Joey - Friends

[BlondieK143]

2. No thanks, I'm set.

I get the stupid penis enlarger ones all the time.

[Champ]

10. Me too

But fortanately... I don't need 'em. So I guess I'm set too, sorry no smiley or emoticon to show you that I am.

[Angelus]

12. Aww...c'mon.

Don't you want to increase your penis size by three inches??? ;)

[BlondieK143]

13. Let's put it this way...

Do YOU want ME to increase my nonexistent penis size by three inches?? Huh? Huh?

[Angelus]

15. Um...no.

I was just trying to be funny. :)

[BlondieK143]

16. Well there ya go.

I'm just fine. :D

[Champ]

3. I got a spam from Bill Clinton before

He was trying to sell me some viagra or some erectile dysfunction pills. He says "I use this stuff all the time, try it"

It feels good to get an email from a former Prez, but this isn't what I had in mind. :)

[Angelus]

7. ROFL

I got one of them, but not from Bill Clinton. It was from Jimmy Carter.

[Champ]

17. Jimmy Carter?

What did he say? We must be somebodys if were getting e-mails from former Democratic Presidents. :)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Maybe you've got your eyes on a sex change?

Those boobs would come in handy then!

[Angelus]

9. Um....no.

No plans on it. :)

[Sticky]

11. Well....I'm female

and do not want to increase my penis size. Or....maybe it's the same product? Results must lie in the application. :-)

[Angelus]

14. Yeah.

It's funny how spam is sent to people of the wrong gender.

[Speck Tater]

18. If all men had breasts

and a shop-vac we wouldn't even need women!

[BlondieK143]

20. Don't forget apple pie.

Wouldn't you miss that dear?

[Angelus]

22. ROFL!

[Radical Activist]

19. We need Universal Healthcare now!

Shouldn't a woman have the right to increase the size of her breats anytime she wants at no cost? I think so.

I get three of the penis enlargement ones a day and its really annoying. What makes them think mine is too small anyway? If they only knew...

[Angelus]

23. I hear ya, bud.

I don't need any of those penis enlarging emails either.

I won't go into any more detail.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

21. I love the "Chrisitan Debt Consolidation" spam

and "Christian Dating" spam. I'm not Christian, not single, and not that far in debt.

[MisterP]

24. "the only solution to (thing) enhancement"

apparently the "t3n |nche5 or youVrR m@neRVy ba5ck" products have ill effects, and spam for "solutions" thereto are going out...

[SarahB]

25. No thanks.

Unless I want to tip over and deal with massive back pain again. People probably already think they're fake, why would I want to make it worse?

These things are silly. All they do is feed off of stupid insecurities society puts upon us. (Penis spam as well.)