So what time, exactly, is this stupid race on?

[WilliamPitt]

[Dookus]

1. Post time is

6:38 EDT

[freetobegay]

2. Are we talking Reagans death here?

Or is there another race, I don't know about?

[Sporadicus]

5. You Must Be Referring

to the race between the Grim Reaper and flights of demon-monkeys.

[Sporadicus]

3. 6:38 EDT

rain is forecast, so it should be interesting. He's a mudder. His mother was a mudder. His father was a mudder.

[prole_for_peace]

8. oh that is an oldie but a goodie. n/t

[DAGDA56]

12. But didn't his mudder eat his fodder?

(shades of Bud & Lou)

[Raven]

4. Will, it's a beautiful day...why don't you go outside and...

meet some women!! :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

6. oooooh...evil mama!

[Raven]

9. I know, I know, I just can't help myself!

I'm thinking about one of my law partners who was single and looking. Her great aunt fixed her up with a guy who had run one of the senior citizen bus tours she had taken. NOW, BELIEVE ME, THIS IS A TRUE STORY! She, like a fool, agrees to meet him. He is a complete dweeb. He tells her that on the bus tours he takes everybody to Walmart and that he buys cartons of "Little Debbie Snack Cakes" because he's addicted to them. When she tells him that she has another appointment and has to run he tells her to wait a minute so that he can get a breath mint. GOD, being single is a bitch!!!

[Fenris]

7. Next she'll be telling him to wash behind his ears!

[Raven]

10. Already done that.

:-)

[gristy]

11. So, do you think Smarty Pants is going to win?

[SoDesuKa]

13. He Has the Speed

Smarty Jones has the speed, and that's what wins horse races.