JLo weds (pre-divorces) Marc Anthony - report

[Paragon]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5146524/

LOS ANGELES - Actress-singer Jennifer Lopez has married her current boyfriend, salsa singer Marc Anthony, barely five months after breaking her much-publicized engagement to actor Ben Affleck, Us Weekly reported Saturday.

The magazine said Lopez, 33, married Latin music star Anthony, 34, at her home in Los Angeles Saturday in front of about 40 guests. Us Weekly said it had pictures of a giant tent assembled on the estate and of guests coming and going among tables covered in white table cloths and flower centerpieces.

“It was a lovely low-key intimate affair for the closest friends and family, “ Us reported a friend as saying.

“She didn’t hardly tell anyone. Everyone was surprised,” another unidentified friend told the magazine...

[Fenris]

1. May they have many happy hours together.

Before she files for divorce.

[Red State Rebel]

2. Who's holding the pool on how long this will last?

I'll take 6 months!

[Momgonepostal]

3. 11 months...I'm an optimist!

[liberalhistorian]

4. Nah, I say four months, tops-

put me in the pool for four months! What an idiot he is for even considering marrying that egomaniacal, totally self-centered, shallow, smug, superficial arrogant bitch!

[Red State Rebel]

7. Hey, give him a break, maybe he's short on cash...

just think of the divorce settlement!

[VolcanoJen]

15. 17 days, I say.

:D

[WindRavenX]

13. 1 month

It blows my mind on how people complain about how gays are "ruining" marriage, and yet we see day after day THIS kind of crap. Where's the religious right's outrage over this? Oh yeah, I forgot- they're not gay. :eyes: :eyes:

[Momof1]

24. 9 months

She will try to get pregnant first. Unless she is all ready pregnant then I predict 1 yr.

[madrchsod]

5. my daughter said it best--

will they fight over the make-up mirrors???

[Red State Rebel]

6. Smart girl! Mom always said.....

stay away from men who take longer to get ready to go out than you do.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. J-Lo is mentally ill...

What makes her think her 4th engagement is going to last...ahh, the sacred institution.

[VolcanoJen]

16. LOL... yes, J-Lo, Poster Child for the Sanctity of Marriage.

:eyes:

[Sannum]

9. OMG

I give the marriage six months, given her previous husbands. It is going to be so hillarious when she is on the covers of magazines proclaiming that she has found the love of her life, and how her other marriages were not "real". A few months later, when she splits with this one, and she has another movie to promote, she will talk about her heartbreak, and how this was not the love of her life, and on and on, until she is a complete has-been because nobody gives a damn about the needy little fame whore.

Tell me again how same-sex unions would ruin the sanctity of this blessed event?

She must have a Wedding Planner on retainer...

[elperromagico]

10. Will Marc Anthony be her Richard Burton?

And if so, who will be her John Warner?

[Piperay]

11. JLo is nuts and

so must he be since he dumped his wife for her, they deserve each other. :puke:

[AlFrankenFan]

12. My friend's uncle is Marc Anthony

She's a bit pissed now as you can imagine.

[ronnykmarshall]

22. oooooo fills us in!

Got my Rona Barrett wig on and a note pad in my hand.

[VolcanoJen]

14. Thank you, Mrs. Anthony, for saving us from "The Reagasm"!

I take back every bad thing I ever said about you. }(

[TheWizardOfMudd]

17. Well that's just great

A fucking mediocre thespian and another Michael Jackson clone who stands on stage, dances and lip synchs.

The trick is to figure out which one is which!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

18. I will never forget the Puffy interview re: "the green dress"...

...sitting back behind his shades, licking his teeth and making smacking sounds as the interviewer asked him "how long did it take her to put that dress on?"

His reply: "I don't know, but I know how long it took for me to TAKE IT OFF (lick, smack, lick)."

Charming. Does anyone know if J-Lo is registered with Macy's? I'd like to send the happy couple a toaster or something.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. ROFL...pre-divorces..hehehe

good one. ;)

[LynneSin]

20. And folks still freak out over same-sex marriages

This story is living proof WHY we should allow same-sex couples to marry. At least same-sex couples would take the vows of marriage much much much more serious than that 'ho J-lo

[ronnykmarshall]

21. Was Brintey the maid of honor?

God knows she's protected marriage!

[KDLarsen]

23. I'm afraid I'll be going for the..

.. "She does a Britney" movement.

As it was pointed out in a different thrad on the topic, both of them haven't had much success with their latest performances (Gigli *shudders*), so now that they've been mentioned in the gossip press, they can divorse and create another couple of months of columns.