Johnny , Viggo or David?

[Mobius]

Sorry, but you have to pick from these three. Pretend they were thankfully the last three men on the planet {and that you prefer intimate relations with men}, which one would you pick?

Johnny Depp



Viggo Mortensen




David Beckham

[terrya]

1. Man, David Beckham is ULTRA hot in that picture.

The buzz cut is most sexy on him. :-)

[Mobius]

3. Would be better if he was in wet underwear.

white, so you could see through it better. Warm water too, not cold...O8)

[terrya]

4. Oh, yeah. That could most definitely work.

Wet underwear...in WARM water (we're both thinkin' about that "shrinkage"...though, I suspect there's quite a bit down there. :-)

[Mobius]

6. you mean his feet, right?

;)

[terrya]

7. Um, maybe.

:-)

[Mobius]

9. ...

dont get my poll locked :cry:

but, yeah...yummy.

ON EDIT: OK, I know initiated the journey to smutville with the underwear talk. I just want more votes :7

[afraid_of_the_dark]

40. His pic was almost enough to make me change my vote...

Talk about HOT! But sorry Becks... I had to go with Johnny Depp.

[WindRavenX]

2. VIGGO

My GOD what a stunning specimen of the male human species...what a work of art...
His voice...his face..!!
I need a cold shower now :9
(but I wouldn't kick Beckham out of muh bed that's for sure!)

[Mobius]

5. You know it was a tough call between Johnny and Viggo

But looking into Viggo's eyes...mmmmmmm...well, to be honest, I melted just a bit more than with Johnny. Johnny , however I feel is a superior actor. I should have added a Viggo AND Johnny option. Oh well...

[WindRavenX]

8. Johnny doesn't do it for me

I just don't like his face. His voice is quite charming though.
But nothing gets me going then Viggo. Viggo has the most deep eyes...
Ahhhhh. Dammit. I love muh men...

[Mobius]

10. "What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard?"

:evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

11. Heh, you're baiting me there

I could respond with a snarky reply to that...:evilgrin:
Ah hell. Let's just say men rawk and leave it at that.

[Mobius]

13. Well, what would you do if you caught Viggo unawares?

Wait, save it for another time...

[WindRavenX]

15. The question should be...

...what wouldn't I do? :evilgrin:
Dammit. This is NOT the discussion I want when my boyfriend is 3,000 milesa way!!!

[Mobius]

16. Well how close is Viggo to you?

:o

[WindRavenX]

17. Probably the same, if not more

I'm so alone!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Nay]

21. I wouldn't kick ANY of these guys outta my bed, that's fo sho.

Can't vote. They're all hot.

[VolcanoJen]

12. Evil Wench!!!

HOW can you make me choose between Viggo and Becks????

Oh, the agony...

I went with Becks, because he was behind. :D

[Mobius]

14. cute pun

but you should have voted for your favorite Idol? Don't blame America, if your fav doesn't win! :P

[WillParkinson]

23. That's OK...

It looks to be a nice behind.

[U2Fanatic]

18. Johnny is my ideal man!

He gives me a giant woman boner :)

[Mobius]

19. He also makes me quiver

with joy, over his EMMENSE acting skill. Still went Viggo though.

[lindsayg]

20. Definitely Johnny

Beckham is ugly IMO.. especially when he has long hair.
If you want to see a good looking soccer player, check out Michael Owen

[supernova]

22. Johnny!

Johnny is the winner here for me. Wit, creativity, compassion, actor's actor, plus... Johnny is hot! He dosn't take a bad pic it seems, even when he's out on the street and determined to look is scruffiest. :D

Viggo is good, I like him, even admire him. But there's something about Johnny that just pulls me in.

Becks is good-looking but I don't know much about his personality. Anyway, I've never gone for athletes.

[Flaxbee]

24. Yup, gotta go with Johnny...

Viggo's definitely an extremely close second, but there's something charming and smart yet naughty about Johnny. Sigh. I wasn't crazy about him when he was younger, in his "Winona Forever" days, but damn, that man has matured well!

[Reciprocity]

25. Gotta go with Johnny. n/t

[Mobius]

27. I knew a Johnny Depp mention would get you to post

I miss you. :hug:
Forgive me for picking Viggo, I agonized quite a while over it.

[supernova]

43. Miss me?

:hi: :*

I'm here everyday, Mobius, mostly during the day. In the evenings I like to chill with movies or go out.

[Mobius]

44. I dont get here till after work.

so yes, I miss you.
Busy season, I worked 7 days last week. Today I work second shift. I have to be at work in 2 hours.:(

[supernova]

45. Here's a hug

:hug: I miss you too. Please don't work too hard. :hug:

[Mobius]

47. Weel it's either that or get canned

:cry:
Ill live. It feels good to just have a job, and my ass is getting so much smaller!:7

[Cannikin]

26. Sum-a-na-BITCH! I was goin for Viggo 'til I saw Becks new pic!

[tigereye]

28. have to be Viggo

ahhh, look at those eyes. Sigh, drool, swoon. ...

:evilgrin: and he's so cool, too. Mr. Beckham does nothing for me...

[dolo amber]

31. Man!

I thought you were cool, too! :cry:

:P

Viggo could not possibly interest me less if he sold herpes creme. Becks, I could put on a biscuit...:9

*YUM*

[tigereye]

38. probably since I'm a bit older than you!

(at least I presume so) and I'm a romantic at heart, as in Casablance and Harold and Maude - type romantic. I love hippie/alt- type guys and punky-type guys. Plus Viggo was married to Exene! So he has indie/punk cred, as well. Plus he is sooo sweet if you see him on talk shows. You can't do better than that, IMO.


Hey, I can still be cool (well sort of ) and like Viggo. :)Everyone has different tastes!

:hi:

[Book Lover]

39. He also helps run an alt publisher

*and* is a talented photog... *sigh* Viggio is so dreamy...

[bubblesby2002]

29. Viggo

Smart and funny and intense looking

[Raster]

30. can you pay extra and go "buffet" style?...

[Mobius]

32. GO VIGGO GO VIGGO!

I had that same thought :)

[Duncan Grant]

33. Hey, don't crowd the line!

:evilgrin: :hi:

[Mobius]

34. What the hell did you get on the sneeze guard?

:puke:

[Duncan Grant]

35. Keep that line movin' damnit!

I'll have you know I got a gold medal at the gay games for "sneeze guard" jumping! Race ya...
:evilgrin: :hi:

[Mobius]

36. so who goes on the dessert tray?

I say Viggo

[Duncan Grant]

37. I haven't got that far yet!

LOL! ;)

[Mobius]

42. And now who's holding up the line?

:shrug:

[liberalitch]

41. Whaaaaaat? Oh, Oh, vote....

On one of these pictures.... I was distracted by the eh, gallery.
johnny and Viggo win.... but i wouldn't kick david out of bed for eating crackers.... Know what I mean.

[fudge stripe cookays]

46. Depp. There is no substitute.

ESPECIALLY his long-haired, gee-tar playing Chocolat incarnation.

I'm not much for athletes-- especially perky blonde boys, so Bex can lump it. And while I do find Viggo quite attractive, I had to go for the less-cleft, more 5 O'clock shadow option.

Depp is physically perfect. Show me a guy with long dark hair, beautiful hands, and major razor stubble, and my naughtiness knows no bounds.

Wakka wakka...
FSC

[Mobius]

48. kicking this cuz I can

:kick: