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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 12:55 AM
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Hello lover.
Have you noticed that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors constantly scorn them.
But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.
Do you realize that people are still having sex?
They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed.
When you see them holding hands, they're making future plans to engage in the activity.
Do you understand me?
People are still having sex.
Lust keeps on lurking.
Nothing makes them stop.
This AIDS thing's not working.
People are still having sex.
It's been going on for quite awhile.
Perhaps it's quite fashionable.
It hasn't gone out of style.
It's a fact, guys. People are still having sex.
It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects.
The evidence is all around, that everyone in every town has had it one time or another in their life.
At this very moment people are still having sex.
In a downtown condo, or street in the projects.
Although you can't see them or hear their breathing sounds.
Someone in this world is having sex right now.
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 12:58 AM
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1. Oh thank you for stating the obvious.
In this crazy, crazy country where no one wants to just say it.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 01:00 AM
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2. Thanks for reminding me of my pathetic sex life
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 01:01 AM
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3. It's the neighbor's cat!
That damned thing gets laid more than Wilt Chamberlain.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 01:05 AM
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4. Am I the only living being in the Universe who knows that song? (nt)
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 02:47 AM
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6. hahahahaha
they played that music video on beavis and butthead once
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Dragon Turtle Donating Member (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 02:21 AM
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5. People are still having sex
It was song by a group called La Tour(sp?)
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