The Little Death (Blackout) of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

For a full 20 seconds W. appears ready to pass out or as though someone pressed the pause button, during which time he is "thinking": "Zat . . . . weather . . . . coffee buzz . . . D-Day . . . miss Barney like hell . . . allies . . . France . . . Reagan croaked . . . wish Laura'd lay off the candy . . . my Dad gets tired a lot. . .. Europe . . . the Channel . . . sun's getting hot . . . gotta say something . . . sometime . . ."

[GR]

1. Did He Go Catatonic....There's An Name For That Condition...

It was presented on The Majority Report by Sam Seder...I forget what it's called?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. "Goddammit Rummy! Fire that Teleprompter!

You know I can't talk in public without it!"
I think the teleprompter went bye-bye. And I'm sure Cheney caned him the last time he spoke off the cuff.
Duckie

[Radical Activist]

3. He really must have a medical problem we don't know about yet

The bicycle, having a cadet keep him from falling over, the bizzare out of place looks at meetings with foreign leaders. I know he always looked goofy and is easy to make fun of, but doesn't it seem like something else is going on here? Maybe the pressure is just getting to him and he's losing it, or they have him on something major.

[AlGore-08.com]

4. For a brief terrifying moment, Smirk thinks he sees Mr. Salty in the crowd

eom

[GR]

5. Ok Got It..Korsakoff's Disease....

http://www.ehendrick.org/healthy/000800.htm

<blockquote>Symptoms
An individual with Korsakoff's syndrome displays much difficulty with memory. The main area of memory affected is the ability to learn new information. Usually, intelligence and memory for past events is relatively unaffected, so that an individual may remember what occurred 20 years previously, but is unable to remember what occurred 20 minutes ago. This memory defect is referred to as anterograde amnesia, and leads to a peculiar symptom called "confabulation," in which a person suffering from Korsakoff's fills in the gaps in his or her memory with fabricated or imagined information. For instance, a person may insist that a doctor to whom he or she has just been introduced is actually an old high school classmate, and may have a lengthy story to back this up. When asked, as part of a memory test, to remember the name of three objects which the examiner listed ten minutes earlier, a person with Korsakoff's may list three entirely different objects and be completely convincing in his or her certainty. In fact, one of the hallmarks of Korsakoff's is the person's complete unawareness of the memory defect, and complete lack of worry or concern when it is pointed out.</blockquote>

http://www.alzheimers.org.uk/Facts_about_dementia/What_is_dementia/info_korsakoffs.htm

[skip fox]

6. (Ooppps. I just made it up . . . about the pause, I

mean. The entire transcript of brain functions was actual.)

[skip fox]

7. W is "thinking": "Damn that Karl. Shooting down every great idea I have

then slapping me till my head is ringing. I don't think it's so 'pathetically stupid' to privatize all the military cemetaries. That way somebody could charge rent and then they'd pay taxes to the government unless they could find a way not to, and that's gotta be good for business. So it's win win win, the way I see it. . . . Heck, I've kept them waiting long enough. Now I'm going to tell them my great idea!"

[rustydog]

8. President Bush gets choked up with emotion when he recalls

his father bailed out of a plane prematurely letting the remaining crew die as it fell into the sea.
he realized that he learned to bail out from dear old dad.

[cosmicdot]

9. W: as you listen to me ... see how many times you find yourselves

saying ... 'just like duck wad' ... see how many times you can detect me projecting all what this D-Day event stands for on my re-selection campaign ... look for the times I subliminable myself into your minds ... I know what you'll be saying ... the similarities are uncanny ...