EdGy
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:07 AM
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some hints on pissing on graves |
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There have been a number of mentions of urinating on graves.
A few suggestions.
In order to avoid being arrested for public indecency and/ or public urination:
1. Piss into a bottle in private.
2. Bring the bottle to the grave in question.
3. Pour contents of bottle onto grave.
This will, I believe, avoid the possibility of arrest by ideologically motivated persons for the above-listed offenses...
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mopaul
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:10 AM
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1. you are one sick person |
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and that's why i like you
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EdGy
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:17 AM
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what a wonderful compliment!
:hi:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:11 AM
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DinahMoeHum
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Mon Jun-07-04 08:42 AM
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4. People will probably think it's holy water !! Tee hee. |
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Mon Jun-07-04 11:09 AM
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so maybe paste a little cross on the bottle too...
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Jun-07-04 11:18 AM
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6. Remember to Tramp the Dirt Down first of all, if you get my drift. |
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Tue Jun-08-04 10:05 PM
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7. The old Brian Eno trick. |
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Supposedly Brian Eno wanted to piss in Marcel Duchamp's famous urinal but was too embarrased to expose himself in a gallery so he rigged up something with a bag and a tube running through his sleeve. I'm not sure if he ever carried it out though or if it's just a funny legend.
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Tue Jun-08-04 10:10 PM
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8. You can hide the pee in a Holy water bottle or a Snapple Lemonaid Bottle |
WannaJumpMyScooter
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Tue Jun-08-04 10:11 PM
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9. I am proud to say I have pissed on J. Edgar Hoover's grave |
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and I did it the old fashioned way. I found it a wonderful way to celebrate MLK's birthday holiday.
That was before video cameras and satelite micro-surgery was possible.
I still have the urge, and your post has given me new hope.
Thank you.
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