Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Jun-07-04 05:18 PM
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Help me rewrite 'Candle in the Wind' for the Gipper. It must be done! |
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Edited on Mon Jun-07-04 05:19 PM by Screaming Lord Byron
I was channelling Elton John in another thread, so I need you guys to finish the song.
Goodbye Nancy's Ron Though I never knew you at all You probably would've hated me What with me being gay But I made lots of cash through your revised taxation structures but then those air traffic guys did you have to fire them all?
And it seems to me you lived your life like a guy without a clue Never knowing what old Ollie North was doing Yeah it seems to me that you probably should not have signed the FTA But you sang with Brian Mulroney at that summit.
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Mon Jun-07-04 05:32 PM
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in the day, and nearly fell off my chair laughing. I'll give it some thought, but your talents are closer to those of your namesake than mine.
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Mon Jun-07-04 05:34 PM
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2. The Gipper's not my friend, |
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he's blowing in the wind. The Gipper is blowing in the wind.
oops! wrong song.
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Mon Jun-07-04 05:54 PM
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Goodbye Elliot That evil fuck is still hanging round The new repugs gave him more power to cause more mayyyhemm. Poindexter too, though you'd think there was naught for him to do But try to read our deepest thoughts and our personal info too (ID)
And it seems to me your legacy will never be erased And soon there will be more Star Wars crap just floating out in space And our country will be reviled While we screw the rank and file OH Ronnie why'd you leave us, thought we would really miss your face Well not me, not me
oh I can't do anymore! and I'm off meter
great idea Byron!
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Jun-07-04 05:55 PM
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5. LOL! You only lose meter in the last line. I never had it. |
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Mon Jun-07-04 06:00 PM
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Mon Jun-07-04 05:53 PM
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3. Maybe "DUST IN THE WIND" would be more apropros |
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shame on me and I've been so good up to now1 :spank:
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Jun-07-04 06:24 PM
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7. I worked out an ending. Here you go. |
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And your supply-side economics have been largely discredited The tax cuts ran out long ago The deficit never did.
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Mon Jun-07-04 07:13 PM
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8. I love your handle and I love your lyrics. |
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I look forward to watching you perform it at the funeral--live on CNN.
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Mon Jun-07-04 07:22 PM
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9. "And it seems to me you lived your life like a guy without a clue" |
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Oh man, I'm at the library right now reading this and I'm cracking up. People are staring. :7
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Jun-08-04 07:40 AM
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10. Thank you. I live to ruin people's library reputations. |
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:18 AM
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you gotta work in the valiant invasion of Grenada somewhere....
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:27 AM
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12. I was stuck on the bombing of Libya. Let's see.... |
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A proud Free Market Trader and you liberated Grenada from a bunch of punks on whom justice was dealt You rationalized the state you thought Saddam was great but you failed to diversify industry in the rust belt
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Tue Jun-08-04 11:35 AM
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"you thought Saddam was great" I forgot that little item as well.... now Quadaffi is our best buddy....go figure
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Tue Jun-08-04 11:39 AM
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14. I was amazed I could get a rhyme for Grenada. |
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Thank God for Free Trade!
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