I have a freeper who love-love-loves me!

[rumguy]

Tell RUMGUY at DUmmys

I am looking for him and when I find him he's crippled for life.

- AZ_Joe

[SmileyBoy]

1. Awwwww, isn't that sweet, he likes you!!!

But remember, you gotta brush and feed him twice a day...

[LTR]

2. I GOT THAT ONE TOO!!!

AZJoe loves me!

From: horace gutman <[e-mail]>
To: ratterrier@xxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: 250,000 new jobs-Bwaa haa haa haa haaaa!
Date: Fri 06/04/04 11:14 AM


Hey piece of shit traitor DUmmy. 1.1 million new jobs created THIS YEAR!-Bwwa
haaa haa haa haaaaa!!

TELL RUMGUY IAM LOOKING FOR HIM AND WHEN I FIND HIM HE'S CRIPPLED FOR
LIFE.

KILL YOURSELF NOW AND AVOID THE RUSH IN NOV SORELOSERMAN! LOL!

AZJoe is in more dire need of a blowjob than anyone I know.

[rumguy]

4. Another DUer sent it to me

I've never even corresponded with Az_Joe before!

I said some things about him on a DU thread and he was saying things about me and some other DUers on a FR thread, this was a quite awile ago!!!


But he still remembers me! I feel special.

[LTR]

8. I'm on AZJoe's mailing list

Hear from him occasionally, when he crawls out of his cave.

The guy's a real piece of work.

[bratcatinok]

12. That jerk is back?

Last time he surfaced he harassed my sister. Yeah, she's a freeper and the sob bothered her on FR about having a sister who was a DU'er.

Piece of work doesn't even begin to describe him!

[LTR]

13. Did he do the usual death threats and all that bullshit?

He was harrassing another DUer around the same time he started sending me email, and found out her hometown and threatened to go to her house.

Personally, I think he's a piece of shit troll simmering in a serious inferiority complex.

He's dogshit.

[King_Crimson]

26. Sounds to me like dogshit ...

has more class!

[liberalhistorian]

14. Yeah, but what

woman in her right mind would even consider giving one to him? I know I'd have to be blind and loaded to the point of death to even consider trying it! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce:

[WoodrowFan]

27. yeah, but you'd consider it??

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[libhill]

19. Gee Mr. tough guy

don`t hurt us or anything like that

[Gothic Sponge]

3. If he really loved you

He would prove it by exploiting the environment for profit. Oh wait! repugs do that anyway.............nevermind.

[KissMyAsscroft]

5. Awwwwww! That's ADORABLE!

Don't feed him after midnight.

[WLKjr]

16. BUAAWAAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

That was great, read the thread....and the damn grimlens theme started chiming in my head!

LMAO!

[SarahB]

6. What a Sweetheart!

Jesus would be so proud. :eyes:

[NightTrain]

7. That loser has registered at DU at least once.

And got banned very quickly!

[LTR]

10. I got him banned at Free Republic

Got him going pretty hot on a thread, he went schizo and went off on some profanity-laced tirade over at Rimjobland. Banned pretty quick.

Funny thing is, I did all my posting here. I didn't even post over there.

Here's the thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1347389

[sniffa]

36. i think

i'LL start an "az_joe" thread a day just to get him worked up.

az joe doesn't Like being taLked about

az joe wiLL crippLe you

az joe is a tough guy

[DS1]

9. Does that mean you'll be in a gang like Snoop Dogg?

:eyes:

[peekaloo]

11. Cripple fight!

:o

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Want a bet he's a piss-stained hideously obese virginal shut-in?

[Walt Starr]

17. Actually, threats made on the internet like that are a violation of federa

law.

Call the FBI and have his ass shipped to Gitmo.

[denverbill]

18. He's making threats to you on the internet? Call the cops.

Personally, it sounds like this dude is a dangerous nut. If he thinks the anonymity of the web will protect him, he's sadly mistaken.

And after his sorry ass in in jail, sue Rimjob for allowing this filth to post his threats.

[Philostopher]

20. You know what really pisses that guy off?

Bob Boudelang. Turns him into a completely incoherent puddle of ... well, Boudelang, I guess.

Mr. Benchley ran a thread here in the Lounge a couple of months ago and drove this guy into a blathering frenzy after he'd sent a threatening e-mail expressing his outrage at a Boudelang update, then Benchley posted excerpts of the e-mails he received into the thread as they were coming in. Fascinating study in abnormal psychology, it really was.

[rumguy]

21. damn that sounds hilarious!

anyone have that thread?

[Philostopher]

22. It's pretty funny.

Archive search is turned off right now because of the traffic load, or I'd go look for it. I don't remember exactly when it was. If I find it, I'll post it, if this thread doesn't disappear too soon.

[Philostopher]

23. Actually, here are links to the two threads.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x579438
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x591148

They're in the archive, they're from back in January -- I'd forgotten how long ago it was!

[rumguy]

25. thanks

:)

[Blue-Jay]

24. HEY! It's good ol AZ Joe!

I think that he's got to be on our side. Who else could embarrass the entire RW with his impotent posturing?

Listen, Joe - Put me on your list as well. You're a fucking brilliant comedian. Do you have a dumb pussy-newsletter to which I can subscribe?

[LTR]

30. email him

[e-mail]

[ronnykmarshall]

31. Wonder if that's a work e-mail.

This guy is a nut job. I should have saved the e-mail he sent me. Most of it had to do with Arnold.

[rumguy]

32. what was the gist of it?

[ronnykmarshall]

33. The basics

"You're a leftist traitor. Go suck Arnold's dick." Shit like that and of course he treat to kick my "anti-american ass".

He is one sick fuck.

[WoodrowFan]

28. must be off his medication

the sad thing is Az_joe is as UNAMERICAN as any freeper ever was, a total TRAITOR to everything this country and our founding fathers stood for. Hell, in a race between Az-Joe and President Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan would vote for Clinton 100 times out of 100 cause AZ JOE IS A TRAITOR TO HIS COUNTRY.


hey, that was fun!

[rumguy]

29. good point...

:7

[tom_paine]

34. What a Gutless Piece of Shit AZ_Joe is!

What a (w)ussy.

Just a Typical Freeper.

REAL Tough Guy when harassing women.

A perfect Concentraion Camp Guard, as SO MANU Freepers are and undoubtedly some will be, unless the Imperial Family is STOPPED NOW!

C'mon, Nazi Fucko! C'mon and cripple me for life, you gutless homosexual, small-dicked (w)ussy!

God, I HATE these Nazi Pussies and their cowardly, whiny threats.

Gutless Cowards like the Nazis they so love and emulate. Although I think your average Nazi was MUCH BRAVER than your average Gutless Freeper like AZ_Joe.

What do you think, Az_Joe? You braver than a Brownshirt?

[sniffa]

35. az joe Likes to taLk in the 3rd person

az joe wiLL crippLe you

az joe is the greatest

az joe wiLL hunt you down

az joe is super awesome

az joe is definateLy not a maggot

[ronnykmarshall]

37. Like Bobdole?

[sniffa]

38. or george costanza

in that one episode.

az joe once paid $14 for a maiL order bride

az joe hates america

az joe hates freedom

[fudge stripe cookays]

42. Ha!

I can't think of him anymore without thinking of the parody SNL did of him on "The Real World."

Did you see it? Freaking hilarious! Norm MacDonald had him nailed. And always talked in the 3rd person.

FSC

[Guy_Montag]

39. I wish I got hate mail...

:( I would feel so happy to have upset some sick fuck like that. I would feel like I had arrived at DU.

[sniffa]

41. i know

can we have one thread a day with az_joe in the titLe? it couLd be a new genre DU posts.

[Susang]

40. Nothing like compassionate conservatism, is there?

Nothing like threatening to cripple a couple of people that you disagree with to prove how right and Christian you are. I've read his posts before, he's a real piece of work, isn't he.

Hey Joe, you gonna come and cripple me too? Too bad I work with a whole bunch of hardcore bikers who'd just love to see you try! :P