Monday Night DULL thread (Or help Belladonna escape the 700 club)

[belladonna]

I'm making my special margaritas... who wants one? :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Crap...it's only Monday?

:-(

Damn...make mine a double. :beer:

[belladonna]

5. Double coming right up

Hope you're not wearing tight fitting clothes :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Oh, I never do.

Constriction is not a good thing. ;-)

[belladonna]

24. Depends

It can be a very very good thing if you let it :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Heh...

...heh, heh...:evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

2. On your knees, baby!

Pray!!!

[belladonna]

9. I only get on my knees for one thing

And it sure isn't to pray :D

[texas1928]

48. Well since your down there can you see if you see that pinky

finger I lost about two weeks ago.

[belladonna]

I see something kinda small

But no pinky fingers, sorry :bounce:

[texas1928]

86. I would not take that Champ.

Spank her.

[Teddy_Salad]

50. Yo, Baby!

[sus]

3. what's your secret?

i've never been a good drink mixer.

[belladonna]

4. It's a secret

And don't believe anything Teddy tells you, he's just trying to get spanked :D

[sus]

11. oh that is *so* typical of you bible beaters...

always dangling your carrots and peas around like "hey look at me. i've got peas and carrots and you don't."

DAMN YOU!

[belladonna]

14. Peas and carrots?

I was thinking more along the lines of cucumbers and zucchini, but I'm still not giving away the secret to my special martinis :P

[Teddy_Salad]

21. Sus, if we told you the secret ingredient...

the mods would lock this thread faster than someone could say 'stiffy'.......if you know what I mean?

[sus]

29. I don't get it. Draw me a picture. a nice big graphic picture.

:)

[Teddy_Salad]

46. OK

Take two of theses...



And place this in between them...



This is the best I can do.
Sus, use your imagine.....come on! ;)

[Champ]

7. I brung my own drink

I'm done with the magaritas.

[Teddy_Salad]

10. Same here. After drinking BD's maragarita's

I tend to wake up the next morning very 'stiff'.

[texas1928]

16. I am drinking milk tonight.

[belladonna]

23. Oh, be that way

See if I let you be a cabana boy or play with the whip now ;(

[texas1928]

25. I am grouchy, and irritable tonight.

Not much into parties.

[belladonna]

28. And just why are you so grouchy and irritable?

Wanna share your troubles over a nice cold margarita? :D

Seriously, anything you'd like to talk about?

[texas1928]

30. Nothing major

It was just monday all day long at work.

[belladonna]

36. Grab a cold spoon and a margarita

And all will be right in your world once more :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

40. Why a cold spoon

I guess I am not up on new age kink.

[Eye and Monkey]

34. sorry, wrong spot for the post

[belladonna]

49. Texas has a cold spoon he could let you borrow

:shrug:

[belladonna]

13. Aww, c'mon

My margaritas aren't so bad, just ask Teddy...

[Champ]

19. He said they made him stiff!!!

Please! for the Friday and Saturday Night Party threads you left me alone with the Wildebeast stiff :cry:

That's cruel and unusual punishment right there.

[SmileyBoy]

8. Only 97 more posts to go!!! GO! GO! GO!!!

You can do it!!!

[Champ]

12. Resist the Brainwashing Belladonna!!

What should I do to keep you distracted? ;)

[belladonna]

15. Cue the music

Shake it like a salt shaker, baby :bounce:

Any other questions?

[Eye and Monkey]

18. Cocktail Weenies to the stage.

[Champ]

22. No I'm a little shy right now

:P

[belladonna]

17. But I'm tired and I don't see any hot men in G-strings

I'll never make it :cry:

[texas1928]

20. A BOOOO........ HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey I passed the 700 club with out anybody noticing.

[belladonna]

42. I knew it, nothing but a tease

Sure you don't want a margarita though? O8)

[texas1928]

47. Don't think that would be a good thing

I spent most of my day dealing with irate customers. And not because their service was down it was because we have some shit for brains technicians and contractors.

[belladonna]

53. What line of work are you in?

And hey, margaritas are ALWAYS the cure for what ails ya :)

[Eye and Monkey]

56. Quite a musician is the Eye and Monkey

Quite a musician is the Eye and Monkey
As a drummer he's really quite funky
On your sax he's a star
He can strum your guitar
Just remember, he's nobody's flunky.

[belladonna]

58. Define flunky

:evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

60. We'll have to go somewhere more private.

How about when the band takes a break?

[texas1928]

61. I am a senior Technician and supervisor for a Cable Company

Tech support department, the internet side.

[belladonna]

64. Tell me it's not Adelphia

I'd hate to have to give you a REAL :spank:

[texas1928]

68. No I work in West Texas

I would Never work for Adelphia they have had to many horror stories in the cable industry.

[Eye and Monkey]

69. I guessing he's a Cox supervisor. Cox Cable, I mean.

[texas1928]

72. SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't tell anyone, I can not deal with questions I might get on here.

[Eye and Monkey]

76. Hey, when you're a Cox-man, you just have to deal with the demand.

[texas1928]

77. I am not on the clock, I am just an angry US citizen talking to

people who feel the same way I do about this country.

[Eye and Monkey]

81. Not big on double-entendre, or just another hard day working with Cox?

[texas1928]

85. Just a long day

I had a contractor bore through a customers sewer line, run the cable and then say that they did not do it.

[Eye and Monkey]

90. That kind of double-entrendre could get this thread locked.

Re-read your post with a nasty mind.

[texas1928]

Oh I get it

You should of heard the giggles when we had the Cox In A Box promotion at the CompUSA in San Diego.

[belladonna]

113. Cox In A Box?

Didja have any leftovers and can I have some???? :D

[texas1928]

119. Not that kind

Man dirty minded girl. Make a sailor blush with shame.

[Eye and Monkey]

121. The off-color version of Dr. Seuss. You should see the Sneetches.

[belladonna]

80. I hate Adelphia

And boy, I sure could use a good Cox man to help me out :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

95. Batter UP

[Teddy_Salad]

115. Hey, I reckon Belladonna would love a job....

working with Cox, huh?

[belladonna]

128. You reckon correctly

Sure would beat the job I have dealing with dicks all day :P

[Teddy_Salad]

131. LOL!

I dunno. I'm sure Tex can attest to their being plenty of Dicks at Cox.

:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

134. yeah especially when they treat me like a moron

cause I am in a chair.

[texas1928]

151. Sorry did not mean to vent but I have been real

Frustrated lately with the management here.

[belladonna]

154. You can vent ANYTIME in my threads

Just as long as you promise to dance for me when you're feeling better :P

[texas1928]

155. you will have to wait til the weekend

I have a feeling this is going to be a long week.

[TOhioLiberal]

217. I like this....

<----funny!

[TOhioLiberal]

26. Hmmm....

I could help you get out of the 700 club, but, by helping you, I would be closer to entering the 700 club...what to do, what to do...

[Champ]

27. Don't worry - This should get a reply from her

*unbuttons his shirt* :D

[TOhioLiberal]

31. woohoo....

take it off, baby!

[belladonna]

33. Wait, you forgot something

Drink this margarita, THEN dance :bounce:

[texas1928]

35. Dring???? How do you dring something?

[Eye and Monkey]

38. Dring is what you do after you've been dringing margaritas all evening.

[belladonna]

39. Haha

Smartass :spank: :spank: :spank:

[texas1928]

43. Well you said it I was just asking

[Champ]

44. Hey!

I've been bad too!

[texas1928]

51. HEY BD

Champ is begging for attention, Show him some love.

[belladonna]

55. And just what have you been up to?

Will a simple :spank: do, or do you need more?

[Champ]

57. I've been up to 5'10

I'm not very tall. :)

(You decide what kind of spanking I need)

[Champ]

41. Well ok

It'll just make the party interesting. :)

[Eye and Monkey]

37. The band is currently taking requests. Ladies' Choice, of course.

[belladonna]

45. Ginuwine

Pony :evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

52. I'm looking for a partner, Someone who knows how to ride

Without even falling off

Are you ready to ride?

[Radical Activist]

54. Oh no...On Monday too?

Wasn't Saturday night enough for everyone? Or was it Friday...I forget. ugh It was fun though.

[Eye and Monkey]

59. Monday night is the underground Club Night. 700 Club Night.

[belladonna]

62. Oh good, you're here

We need another dancer, tonight's my night to watch :evilgrin:

[Champ]

63. Heeeeeeeey

When do you ever strip? B-)

[Eye and Monkey]

66. The other night, for the band. Everyone else had to close eyes.

That's the breaks. Take up an instrument.

[belladonna]

67. Aww, too bad you weren't here Saturday night

The guys had a pole put in and everything :D

[Champ]

71. I wish I could've been there

Hmmm... The Magaritas are kicking in...

[Radical Activist]

65. Put your hand on your monitor and pray with me!

Hey Belladonna, if you send me a $100 tithe donation you'll be forgiven of all your sins! Actually...you better make that $500. $100 might not be enough to cover all of YOUR sins. hehe ;)

[belladonna]

70. I don't want to be forgiven tho

I'm looking forward to taking over in hell :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

74. One more thing to like about you

Since you don't want to be forgiven...
Post a pic of you with the whip again! :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

75. You mean this one, RA?

[Radical Activist]

78. No!

Not that crap picture. I mean, it was cool at first, until I saw the other one.
You're just trying to get punished aren't you? lol

[Teddy_Salad]

84. I can't get enough spanks

[Teddy_Salad]

88. OK. Here she is. Belladonna is in the room!!!!!!!!

[Radical Activist]

98. Grrrrrr

Thank you! lol

[belladonna]

116. And to think I gave you the whip tonight

You can't even get the right picture :cry:

[Radical Activist]

124. So where's the right one then?

[texas1928]

well here does this help?

[belladonna]

135. Ahh, that's much better

Guess it's a good thing one of of stayed sober tonight, huh? :P

[belladonna]

87. That's IT!!

I'm taking my whip back :evilfrown:

What did I tell you about that pic? :spank:

[Teddy_Salad]

73. Hey, who wants to dance?

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

{fade}

[Eye and Monkey]

79. Alright, we may be Cocktail Weenies, but this band has a one-Abba limit.

Otherwise, pick your poison.

[texas1928]

82. Ok

How about UnSkinny Bop

[Eye and Monkey]

101. Hey, it's your nickel, I guess. Shake it Teddy (paparazzi allowed)

[belladonna]

110. My eyes, my eyes!!

Thanks so much, that was much more effective than a cold shower :spank:

[texas1928]

114. Now that is just wrong

you could have at least used this one.

[Teddy_Salad]

120. Hey, where'd you get that picture of me?

You cheeky beggar!

[Eye and Monkey]

123. It's the spirits, they bring them to me.

I'm only the messenger.

[Teddy_Salad]

93. A one Abba limit?

:cry:

How about some Englebert Humperdinck?

[texas1928]

96. NO

:spank:

[Teddy_Salad]

103. How about some...

Julio Egelisias?

[texas1928]

108. Just as long as you don't swoon when he starts

singing. :eyes:

[Teddy_Salad]

112. He does make me go all funnyish

[Eye and Monkey]

118. Julio's back-up singers are out back. Can you go get 'em?

[belladonna]

122. If we have to go that route

I vote for Marvin Gaye

[Teddy_Salad]

126. OK. By popular request

Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're dealing
I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising

And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's good to me
My baby ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing (ad lib)

(while ad libing, he sings something like:
Darling please don't procrastinate
'cause I may have to masturbate)

[belladonna]

140. As long as we're playing Marvin Gaye

Can't leave this one out...

I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh, come on
Whoo, let's get it on
Ah, babe, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on
Whoo-ooh-ooh

We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to be
Let's live
I love you

There's nothin' wrong
With me lovin' you
Baby, no, no
And givin' yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
Oh, babe, ooh, ooh

Don't you know
How sweet and wonderful life can be?
Whoo-ooh
I'm askin' you, baby
To get it on with me
Ooh, ooh, ooh

I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna push
Won't push you, baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Come on, baby, hey, hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on
Please, please, get it on
Hey, hey

I know you know
What I've been dreamin' of
Don't you, baby?
My whole body is in love
Whoo

I ain't gonna worry, no, I ain't gonna push
I won't push you, baby, whoo
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Gonna get it on
Beggin' you, baby, I want to get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you good
Let your love come down
Oh, get it on, come on, baby

Do you know I mean it?
I've been sanctified
Hey, hey
Girl, you give me good feelings, so good

Nothin' wrong with love
If you want to love me
Just let yourself go
Oh, baby
Let's get it on

Ahh, what a sexy song

[Teddy_Salad]

144. Wooooo.....umm.....do you have a spare margarita?

:shrug:

[belladonna]

147. For you? Always

I'll be back in a few minutes for that slow dance :D

[Teddy_Salad]

153. Slipping into something more comfortable?

I hope. :evilgrin:

[belladonna]

158. Oh, you could say that

Another margarita or do YOU need to slip into something more comfortable now? :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

160. Trust me...

I don't need no margarita!

[Eye and Monkey]

159. considering the healing thing, may I suggest -

[Teddy_Salad]

162. Hey thanks, EAM!

I'd look great in that! :)

[belladonna]

165. You're a sick man

I like that about you :evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

129. And when I get that feeling, I want Sexual Healing

And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind

One prescription coming up. Remember to take your dose on schedule, and take 'em all, even if you're feeling better.

[texas1928]

137. Hey You said Poison

What up with that.

[Eye and Monkey]

139. Lemme guess - "Look what the cat dragged in"?

[texas1928]

142. No

Unskinny Bop, or Tlk Dirty to Me

[Eye and Monkey]

146. Teddy already danced to Unskinny Bop. The horror! the horror!

[texas1928]

149. Yeah that is what I call Tearing Down the Walls

Yikes.

[belladonna]

145. If it has to be Poison

How about Tearing Down The Walls? :evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

148. Hmm. Belladonna is poison.

I'll take that risk. How 'bout a taste?

[texas1928]

150. Oh now you're talking KISS

Lick It Up.

[Eye and Monkey]

157. Actually, I'm talking deadly nightshade.

Belladonna is a perennial plant found occasionally in waste places in the eastern states of the U.S., more commonly in European pastures, mountain forests, ruins, and waste places. A thick, creeping, whitish, fleshy rootstock sends up an erect, leafy stem that usually splits into three branches and attains a height of up to 5 feet. The dull green, ovate leaves grow in pairs, one leaf being half as large as the other. Belladonna flowers are solitary, bell-shaped, and dull brown to dark purple in color. The fruit is a sweet-tasting, black, shiny berry about the size of a cherry.

Safety:
The narcotic action of belladonna can produce paralysis by affecting the central nervous system. Not to be used without medical direction.

http://www.holisticonline.com/herbal-med/_Herbs/h81.htm

[texas1928]

163. I know but I was sticking to the Music Thread

She is just evil is all

[belladonna]

161. Who told you that?

They lie about me all the time, I'm a sweet innocent young lass who only wants to share her margaritas and have a good time O8)

[Eye and Monkey]

166. Ah, you haven't figured out who I am.

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

[belladonna]

169. A hint or two or maybe even three would be nice

:D

[Eye and Monkey]

179. Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

[belladonna]

184. Mick? Is that you?

Please don't let it be Keith :P

[Eye and Monkey]

191. See your post here, # 125. I'm looking forward to showing you the ropes.

:evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

197. Holy Shit! Satan is posting here at DU!

You would have thunked it? :shrug:

[texas1928]

202. I thought he was a Mod on Freeperville

[belladonna]

204. And just what does this involve?

And how does it feel to be downsized by a sweet innocent angel? :P

[Eye and Monkey]

211. Ropes. It involves THE ropes. And, angel, what you do is not called -

"Downsizing". Outsourcing, perhaps, but definitely not downsizing.

[belladonna]

212. Keep talking, I like ropes

Hmmm... outsourcing. I think I'll leave that alone for the sake of keeping this thread open :D

[Eye and Monkey]

220. Keep the thread "open"? Okay, "open sourcing" if you prefer.

Ropes, and getting the kinks out.

[belladonna]

242. Open sourcing, I can live with that

Now what else? Whips and chains and handcuffs? Or is that too tame for Satan?

[Eye and Monkey]

250. A preview would spoil your surprise.

Consider how much you enjoy, mmmmmm, spontaneity.

[belladonna]

259. Spontaneity is nice SOMETIMES

Other times, it's kind of a drag. C'mon, spill :D

[belladonna]

97. If you keep up with the ABBA

I'm taking away your margaritas too :evilfrown:

[Champ]

83. *handcuffs Belladonna to the pole*

Hahahahaha Yes! Gotcha!

[BlondieK143]

89. Wow, someone needs attention.

It's called your hand. Use it.

[Champ]

91. Thanks for the advice

Is there a problem? I'm just messing around.

[Radical Activist]

92. LOL

oh that was cold!

[BlondieK143]

94. We all do it.

No need to deny it. :evilgrin:

[Champ]

99. I've had treatment

It's a democratic related crisis. :)

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Lighten up though, we do this every night.

[BlondieK143]

104. Dude, it's called a joke.

Nothing to lighten up about.

[texas1928]

105. Belladonna

Spankings over here. Paddle them good.

[BlondieK143]

107. I'm good.

I do my own spanking. :D

[Champ]

132. Ah we all make that mistake

I apologize

[Radical Activist]

109. Just remember this...

[BlondieK143]

111. HAHAHAHA!

DAMNIT!!! That's like thousands of kittens I've killed. WHOOPS.

[Radical Activist]

117. Shhhh...

You're not supposed to admitt that...but that's still pretty cool. I like when women will confess that. :D

[BlondieK143]

127. No big deal.

There's no point in denying I'm okay with my body. It's dead SEXY (exit Fat Bastard voice). KIDDING.

[Radical Activist]

141. Good for you!

And anytime you want to prove that statement about your body feel free to email me a pic! ;)

[BlondieK143]

143. You're horrible!

I like it. :D

[belladonna]

125. Yet another thousand reasons I'm resigned to taking over in hell

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

100. He just needs a good spanking

And he's had WAY too many margaritas :D

[Champ]

102. Yes way too much

I think they were laced with something.

[belladonna]

106. Really?

Gee, I wonder who could be spiking the drinks? Sus was in here, maybe she did it? :shrug:

[Champ]

133. I have my suspicions

;)

[Eye and Monkey]

136. The "someone spiked my drink" excuse again?

[UrbScotty]

130. Look! URANUS!

See it?

:P

[Champ]

138. No

A question though, I feel like a dumbass since the game was last night but what was the score and how was the game played? I know Detroit won. I don't know who to root for, I like both teams. It should be an interesting finals.

[UrbScotty]

270. 87-75 (nt)

[texas1928]

152. There is one in every crowd

has to pull that joke.

[Champ]

156. So Ribs w/Hickory and Chicken are on the grill

Who wants some? :9

[texas1928]

164. Sounds good

I'll take some ribs.

[belladonna]

167. Time for the Lightning Round thread within a thread

Ask me anything (well, almost anything) and I'll tell ya. I MUST leave the 700 Club tonight, I feel my evil powers slipping away :scared:

[Champ]

168. Can I play with the whip?

Please :)

[belladonna]

171. Playing with the whip is something you have to earn

Teddy can fill you in on the requirements :evilgrin:

[Champ]

175. Guessing....

*Takes off belt*

Am I qualifying? :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

170. So

How Old are you really?

[belladonna]

174. I just knew someone would ask that

I'm 37, going on 25 :P

[texas1928]

177. You said ask anything.

So I did :)

[Teddy_Salad]

178. 37 year olds are the best

I'm 37 going on 18.

[Champ]

180. lol

How does that work? :D

[Teddy_Salad]

183. I'm not sure, Champ

But I wish I did. :)

[texas1928]

185. Well sometimes I feel like

I am 32 to going on 50. My bones creak and ache. I wore my body out far to soon.

[Champ]

186. So what are the qualifacations?

Belladonna isn't giving me any hints

[Teddy_Salad]

192. I'm telling ya nothin'! She's all mine!!!

:evilgrin:

[Champ]

194. You can have her

I just want the whip! :)

[Teddy_Salad]

198. Oh, no problem. I can get ya that.

[belladonna]

215. And just what do you want the whip for?

Hmmm????

[Champ]

219. Well...

I like to whack things. :D

[belladonna]

223. But you said you didn't want me?

Why then, would I let you borrow my whip? :shrug:

[Champ]

226. I do want you

But Teddy said I can't have you so I'll take the Whip.

[texas1928]

241. Come on thumb wrestler for her.

[texas1928]

222. Spankings

Lots and Lots of Spankings.
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[belladonna]

187. I'm peaking, baby

And I don't even need a margarita :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

200. You can peek any time you want...in fact, what about right now?

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

210. Suddenly I don't feel hot anymore

:spank:

[TOhioLiberal]

229. ohhh, my eyes!

:spank: Bad Teddy!

[Eye and Monkey]

201. That's what you said last night. Then you ended up in ER.

[belladonna]

213. Well, you know what the best thing for a migraine is

Too bad I had to go for the shot instead :evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

233. I know what will make your donna quite bella.

[belladonna]

246. But can you tell me without getting the thread locked?

:D

[texas1928]

248. I don't know some of the things said tonight came close.

I am suprised it is still open.

[Eye and Monkey]

258. Tonight I'll shave the mountain

Tonight I'll shave the mountain
I'll cut the hearts from pharoahs
I pull the road off of the rise
tear the memories from my eyes
and in the morning I'll be gone
I drink 1000 shipwrecks
tonight I'll steal your paychecks
I paint the sheets across my bed
the birds will all fly from my head
and in the morning I'll be gone
take every dream that's breathing
find every boot that's leaving
shoot all the lights in the cafe
and in the morning I'll be gone
I bet 1000 dollars
I have a french companion
I tie myself below the deck
I pull the rope around my neck
and in the morning I'll be gone
it takes a life to win her
there is a drum of bourbon
800 pounds of nitro
his boots are thunder as he plays
theree is a stone inside it
tonight his bones will ride it
I'll need a tent to hide it
and in the morning I'll be gone
and in the morning I'll be gone
and in the morning I'll be gone

Tom Waits - I'll Be Gone, from Frank's Wild Years

[Radical Activist]

172. How many people have you

fallen in love with in your life?

[belladonna]

176. REAL love?

Only 1, but if you count my ex-husband, I guess I'd have to put the number at 2.

[Teddy_Salad]

173. Is this really you

I hope. ;)

[belladonna]

182. Now Teddy, serious questions only

But since you ask, the OTHER pic that's posted in this thread really does come fairly close :D

[Teddy_Salad]

189. Oh this one....really? Hmmmm.....I would never have thought

[texas1928]

193. Dude we need to help you with your picture collection

GOD DAMN!!! I will have to poke my eyes out.

[texas1928]

188. So Have you ever voted Republican?

Be Honest now.

[belladonna]

199. Nope, I can honestly say I have never voted for a Rethug N/T

[texas1928]

207. When was the last time you got blinding drunk and silly

and I am not talking about on here.

[belladonna]

218. About six months ago and it involved Lapdance

AND a table dance. Enough said :D

[Teddy_Salad]

181. Half way out the door of the 700 Club

You'd better hurry if you want to escape tonight.

[belladonna]

190. I need more questions

C'mon people, help me out here :(

[Eye and Monkey]

195. Tell something you've never done. But would like to -

[Teddy_Salad]

203. Hey, good question

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

208. Hmm, has to be something that won't get this locked

Okay, I'd like to jump out of an airplane... with a parachute, of course :D

[Eye and Monkey]

214. You realize, on your first jump, you'll be strapped to your instructor.

Happy landing.

[belladonna]

216. I have another fantasy that involves just that

But going into detail WOULD get this thread locked :evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

227. A happy landing? Or do you need an instructor?

:evilgrin: O8)

[sus]

196. Did you have (word for sexual intercourse but not really) with that woman?

I read the above quote in some book by Proust so it can't be deleted or frozen.

[belladonna]

221. Well, I was drunk that night

So who knows? :shrug:

[Champ]

205. What is your favorite movie?

[belladonna]

224. Hamburger Hill N/T

[Radical Activist]

206. What's your favorite position

on healthcare?
The Universal Single Payer Dennis Kucinich approach?
Or something that preserves the private health insurance industry and covers almost everyone like Gephardt or Kerry's plans?

[belladonna]

228. I'd love Kucinich's, but I think that Kerry's would be easier to implement

[Teddy_Salad]

209. Do you spit or swallow

when gargling with say, Scope or Listerine? :shrug:

[belladonna]

232. I spit

But ONLY when gargling :P

[Radical Activist]

225. How many kittens have you killed in the past week?

see a previous thread if you don't know what i mean by killing kittens.

[belladonna]

235. If you knew, you might call the Humane Society

And then how would I get out of the 700 Club? :P

[texas1928]

236. come on fess up

[belladonna]

240. Don't make me talk about all those poor dead kittens

I tried to resist, I swear I did :cry:

[texas1928]

243. Well Don't think of it as kittens think of it as minutes in

Purgatory, who long you in for?

[belladonna]

245. However long it takes to take over

:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

252. That is more than a week

We just want to know for one week.

[belladonna]

255. How many days are in a week?

There's your answer :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

257. No wonder you have migraines

You should be sore. and walking funny.

[Radical Activist]

244. Darn

Besides, if that were true cats would have gone extinct long ago.

[Radical Activist]

231. Have you considered forming your own cult?

You seem to have a small cult following on DU already.

[belladonna]

237. Ohh, a cult

Nah, but I wouldn't mind having a... hmm, what would I call it? A gaggle of gigolos? :shrug:

[Champ]

230. -

9:45 is near and I gotta see a friend. I'll be back, soon.. hour at the max. Will some of you still be around? Please don't leave me alone with the Wildebeast again! x(

[texas1928]

234. I am going to bed soon

It is nearly midnight here.

[belladonna]

238. I'll be here for a little while

Or until I reach 800 posts, or until I get the urge to kill more kittens.. whichever comes first :P

Edited because I type too fast for my own good sometimes

[Champ]

261. I'm back

Damn it's crazy over here after 10, I didn't even get a chance to go to my friends house.

[belladonna]

268. Hey Champ

I didn't make the 800 posts, but I'll deal somehow. I think it's time to go to GD and start a flame war, maybe some Nader love :D

[texas1928]

239. Hey just a little bit more for me and I will be in the 1000

Club WHOOOOO HOOOOOO

[texas1928]

247. I think Teddy went to bed.

[belladonna]

249. Yeah, he did go to bed

You're all abandoning me :cry:

[texas1928]

251. Oh you poor ittle girl

:hug:

[belladonna]

253. Yeah yeah, the other night I dance and you guys can't get enough

Tonight I don't and everyone runs away and goes to bed :mad:

[texas1928]

254. Well I am here for a few more minutes

so here.
:spank:

[Radical Activist]

256. Did someone not get enough attention tonight?

:nopity:

[belladonna]

263. Eh, who cares about making 800 posts anyway?

Off to bed, or to kill some more kittens... one just never knows

[texas1928]

269. Well you are over 800 now

So you got out of the 700 club in under 24 hours.

[texas1928]

260. Well I have to go to work tomorrow

I will see you guys tomorrow.

[belladonna]

267. Night Texas

Hope your day goes better tomorrow :hug:

[Lestat]

262. I do...

and I want you to give BlondieK143 one too. I wanna get her drunk. :evilgrin:

[belladonna]

264. You're too late for the margaritas

But I have a few of these little blue pills left, would you like one? :)

[Lestat]

265. Well that sucks...

[BlondieK143]

266. Awwww

You don't have to get me drunk. Your sexiness is too much to resist. RaWr! *lick*