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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 09:09 PM
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Bush Joke
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."


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Harrumph Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 09:11 PM
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1. Bwaa haa haa....
ROFLMAO
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 09:17 PM
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2. good one to take to work tomorrow ! Thanks
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 10:37 PM
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3. kick
:kick:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 09:12 AM
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12. kick for the am folks
:kick:
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Leprechan29 Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 10:45 PM
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4. Oddly enough
The governor of South Carolina forced the state legislature into a tizzy when he did the same thing - http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/02/south.carolina.reut/index.html
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SayitAintSo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 10:47 PM
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6. Yeah created a bit of a STIR down here in SC....
Like to trade Lindsay Graham for one ...LOL
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WLKjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:12 PM
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7. Sometimes you have to use props
to prove a phucking point in congress. I know if I was there I would do the same thing day in and day out, and I'm sure people would LOVE me for it! at least I would hope so.....
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Leprechan29 Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:21 PM
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8. I have to give the governor credit
...It was a ballsy move, even though it did end up just pissing off his own party.
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SayitAintSo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 10:46 PM
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5. Tooooooooo good ... LOL
Just sent that one on to my puke family .... they need a lift as they are mourning the Gipper ....
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:35 PM
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9. oh that is fantastic!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!

I could hear some real gruff military type saying it, that's why its so funny.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:49 PM
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11. Me too...
Sir, yes SIR! :D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:38 PM
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10. I've got to send that to my parents
Thanks :thumbsup:
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