UrbScotty
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:26 PM
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Things you would NEVER say to politicians! |
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Edited on Mon Jun-07-04 10:32 PM by ih8thegop
I would never say to...
George W. Bush: Wow, Einstein! You are the most compassionate conservative I know! Congratulations on that Nobel Peace Prize! People often ask me why Americans are so united, and I tell them: It's our fabulous Administration!
Dick Cheney: You have a lot of heart. (okay, that is kinda mean) Why are you soft on Kerry?
Dennis Kucinich: Would you like a shake with that triple cheeseburger?
Zell Miller: Your liberalism threatens us all.
Tom DeLay: (same as Miller)
Howard Dean: Would you please speak up? I can't hear you.
North Dakota Governor John Hoeven: Your state is HAPPENIN'! How many toppings? (long story)
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:49 PM
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1. Bill Janklow: Road trip! |
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Joe Scarborough: Did Lori Klausutis hit her head on the top or bottom of your desk?
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Tue Jun-08-04 10:29 PM
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Tue Jun-08-04 11:05 PM
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4. There is nothing I would not say to these fucks, given the chance |
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and that is why I will never get the chance.
But it is nice to dream, ain't it?
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