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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 10:26 PM
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Things you would NEVER say to politicians!
Edited on Mon Jun-07-04 10:32 PM by ih8thegop
I would never say to...

George W. Bush:
Wow, Einstein!
You are the most compassionate conservative I know!
Congratulations on that Nobel Peace Prize!
People often ask me why Americans are so united, and I tell them: It's our fabulous Administration!

Dick Cheney:
You have a lot of heart. (okay, that is kinda mean)
Why are you soft on Kerry?

Dennis Kucinich:
Would you like a shake with that triple cheeseburger?

Zell Miller:
Your liberalism threatens us all.

Tom DeLay:
(same as Miller)

Howard Dean:
Would you please speak up? I can't hear you.

North Dakota Governor John Hoeven:
Your state is HAPPENIN'!
How many toppings? (long story)
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 10:49 PM
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1. Bill Janklow: Road trip!
Joe Scarborough: Did Lori Klausutis hit her head on the top or bottom of your desk?

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ncrainbowgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:29 PM
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3. ROFL.
Good one!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:26 PM
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2. Kick!
:kick:
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:05 PM
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4. There is nothing I would not say to these fucks, given the chance
and that is why I will never get the chance.

But it is nice to dream, ain't it?
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