Best quick come back ever?

[LostInAnomie]

Which of these is the best way to come back from a disparaging remark directed towards you?

[TOhioLiberal]

1. Other...

...I'm fond of: 'Well fuck you very much!' Actually had the other person laughing, because, for a split second or so they thought I said THANK you very much!

[Guaranteed]

2. "I know you are, but what am I?"

Case closed!!

[FDRrocks]

3. Other: I'm rubber and you're glue

and we both are assholes.

[Lestat]

4. Choke on deez nuts!

[punpirate]

5. My favorite is along the lines of Churchill's reputed remark...

... to Lady Astor at a dinner party. Lady Astor, a perpetual critic of Churchill, exclaimed to him, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"

Churchill, reportedly said, without missing a beat, "And, if I were, madam, I would drink it."

[Spider Jerusalem]

6. Winston Churchill...

at a dinner party, got into an argument with a female MP, who in anger finally said "Winston, you're drunk."

To which Churchill replied "Yes, I am. And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober tomorrow."

[theoceansnerves]

7. "the jerk store called--

they're all outta you!"