You people are mean.

[Lestat]

:(

[BlondieK143]

1. Calm down.

We are not. :) You're just easy to pick on. (kidding!)

[Lestat]

3. Yeah....I leave myself wide open.

:(

[BlondieK143]

5. You said it!

:D

[elperromagico]

2. That's what Saget-bashers get.

Why you gotta be hatin' on Danny Tanner?

[Lestat]

4. His humor is as dry as my mom's turkey.

:)

[elperromagico]

7. Is it a cracker or a turkey?

Make up your mind, man!!!

[Lestat]

13. It's turkey.

[Occulus]

8. But crackers have snap

and he doesn't even have that.

It's sad, really. I don't understand why he's such a celebrity, or whatever it is they call his kind of comedian these days.

Bob Saget is as funny as a dried up old stick. Without that snap a stick makes when it breaks. Bleagh.

[elperromagico]

18. Everybody's hatin' on Danny Tanner!!!

I think you all need to lay back, light some incense, and listen to the wise words of Bob Saget, from the Academy Award-winning motion picture Half-Baked:

"Marijuana's not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?" - Bob Saget

Face it, folks - Bob Saget is a poet.

[Champ]

21. That post was hilarious

[Mobius]

23. I LOATHE Bob Saget!

So there.

[HEyHEY]

6. We're all drunk too!

[Lestat]

10. Lucky you.

[HEyHEY]

12. NO, I'm sober - but drunk in spirit

[JackDragna]

9. Go to hell!

Kidding. :)

[Lestat]

11. I've already been there.

:)

[Wonk]

14. http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules.html

(snip)
A thick skin is usually required to participate on this or any message board.

more

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. It's my fault..the hide thread isn't working

and I interpreted all those threads as cries for help.

[Lestat]

17. No...they weren't cries for help.

They were out of curiosity.

[jpgray]

15. I'd reply, but I'm afraid you would only start another thread in response

And that space is reserved for lame polls and copycat threads, I'm afraid.

[LibertyorDeath]

19. Pope fears Lestat is antichrist

New Catholic Times, May 18, 2003

WASHINGTON DC -- According to freelance journalist Wayne Madsden, " Lestat's blood lust, his repeated commitment to Christian beliefs and his constant references to 'evil duers,' in the eyes of many devout Catholic leaders, bear all the hallmarks of the one warned about in the Book of Revelations--the anti-Christ."

[Lestat]

20. Interesting...

I don't think I'm the anti-Christ. I AM Christ. ;) JK!

[Mobius]

22. What?

I'm being nice.