Shortest Story Ever Written

[BlondieK143]

(got this in an e-mail)

A girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who
received an A+ and this is what she wrote:




"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it."

[Champ]

1. Interesting

[elperromagico]

2. Wait, wait. I have a joke!

A teacher stood up in front of her class and said, "Today, children, we're going to discuss the word 'definitely.' Now, can any of you use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

One of the children stood up and said, "Teacher, the sky is definitely blue."

"No Maryanne," the teacher said. "Sometimes the rain clouds fill the sky and turn the sky gray. So the sky is not definitely blue."

Another child stood up and said, "Teacher, the grass is definitely green."

"No Barbara," the teacher said, shaking her head. "Sometimes the sun shines hot down on the grass and turns it brown. The grass is not definitely green. Anyone else?"

A little boy in the back of the class raised his hand.

"Teacher," he said hesitantly, "can I... uhh... can I... ask a question first?"

"Certainly you can, Billy."

"Well, teacher, when you break wind... does it have lumps?"

"No, Billy."

"Well, then I have definitely shit."

[BlondieK143]

3. hahaha!

Gross but funny!

[theoceansnerves]

4. shortest science fiction story ever

'the last man on earth sat alone in a room. there was a knock on the door.'

[RC]

5. That's Mine! I wrote that!

[theoceansnerves]

7. well i didn't want to take credit

it's been on the internet as long as i can remember :shrug:

[TOhioLiberal]

9. I saw a story in a...

...science fiction anthology. Titled 'Science Fiction for Telepaths' (or something similar). The whole story was 'Aw you know what I mean!'

[Qanisqineq]

6. I just received that one recently, too!

[terrya]

8. While I was waiting for a job to finish, I composed a romance story.

"A man and a woman kissed. They fell in love"

Gay male version: "Two men kissed. They fell in love"

Lesbian version: "Two women kissed. They fell in love"


I just wanted to cover all the bases for MY short story. :-)