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Tue Jun-08-04 01:09 PM
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What NOT to say in the Reagan viewing line |
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Edited on Tue Jun-08-04 01:15 PM by underpants
I thought we weren’t supposed to see flag draped coffins.
Mommy, why is Daddy crying like a little pu**y? He was your Daddy's idol son
Who let Hinckley in here?
Tell me again, What do I win if I guess the number of jellybeans in there?
That's not Ted Williams!
I thought Osama and Saddam would be here No, the ceremony for Friends and Family was the other day.
No Ma'am you can't park your Cadillac here and they AREN'T handing out welfare checks in there anyway.
No Merv you can't take the body and put it in the lobby of one of your casinos I don't care what the note from Nancy says.
Are they handing out free cheese on the way out?
Kinda weird how George Gipp died of pneumonia too huh? ____
If you are going to put me on ignore for this at least send me a PM just out of courtesy.
On EDIT- I had to edit the spelling of REAGAN on the subject line Dammit!
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:10 PM
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1. underpants I would never put you on ignore! |
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Where's the angry underpants icon today? Is it on vacation?
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:11 PM
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5. Must be one of the features that is turned off |
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:shrug: high traffic volume
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:16 PM
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42. Now that's a mental image I could do without |
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Underpants with high traffic volume :scared:
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:10 PM
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2. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!! |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:11 PM
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:bounce:
i'll have to think. you took all my good ones :D
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:11 PM
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What do you say Bush goes out and |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:11 PM
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4. LOL! oh goody. I'm an air traffic controller and I approve this message: |
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<insert expletive and/or obscene hand gesture of choice>
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:11 PM
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6. Is there a setting so that every time you post it immediately pops up |
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on my desktop?
You rock, UP.
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:50 PM
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I don't think so but thanks :hi:
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:12 PM
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7. Ketchup is my favorite Vegetable!!! |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:12 PM
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8. "Wonder if I can get a bj from Nancy." |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:12 PM
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9. Whadda say we divvy up this Government Pork and have a good ole BBQ |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:14 PM
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10. he had more embalming fluid in his hair during his last SOTU address |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:14 PM
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11. Anyone wanna dress up like a ballerina and lather me up with Crisco? |
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Mr. Ashcroft? Well, okay..but I'm gonna need some I.D...
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:15 PM
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12. So, will he be buried... |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:16 PM
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13. Wow Jane Wyman really looks bad |
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She is still alive I think.
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:17 PM
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14. How do we know Helen Reddy is really IN there?? hmmmm?? |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:17 PM
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15. Bob Villa would have used Decking Screws |
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oops! that was the last thread of yours :P
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:18 PM
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16. More Reagan job cuts for the Secret Service |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:18 PM
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17. I DEMAND A RECOUNT! Open that sucker up!! |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:18 PM
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18. Someone told me Keith Richards was signing records... oh |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:19 PM
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19. Well, At Least He Didn't Have "Gay Cancer" |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:19 PM
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20. You are sooo fucking grounded |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:20 PM
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21. I hope worms like corn syrup |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:20 PM
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22. Hey Saddam, can you hurry it up there |
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I know the guy made you super powerful, but let me have a chance to pay my respects!!
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:20 PM
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23. He was OLD?? (sob) But in his emails he said he was a |
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hot guy, 6 ft, 175, in shape, blond/blue, and horny!
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:21 PM
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24. He has never looked so good |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:22 PM
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25. I hope that Embalming fluid lasts through the 2004 election |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:27 PM
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26. "But I thought he was supposed to rise again on the third day!" |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:29 PM
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27. but...I thought the 12th horseman of the apocalypse was immortal. |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:30 PM
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28. So, think it'll be a Red Sox / Cubs World Series THIS year? |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:33 PM
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29. FINALLY I'll be free of his constant pestering for vodka and benzadrine! |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:40 PM
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30. clad yourself in your best leatherdaddy gear and throw yourself on the |
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coffin crying, "DADDY! oh DADDY! BOOHOOHOO!!"
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:42 PM
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31. Is That A Jelly Bean In His Pocket, Or Did He Die W/ A Stiffy? |
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Tue Jun-08-04 01:51 PM
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32. Why Am I In The Mood For Beef Jerky Now? |
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Tue Jun-08-04 02:05 PM
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33. "Hinckley was a lousy shot." |
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That would get your ass kicked for sure.
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Tue Jun-08-04 02:23 PM
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You'd be getting that ass-kicking in Guantanamo!
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Tue Jun-08-04 02:14 PM
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34. Wouldn't he go better with ketchup? |
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Tue Jun-08-04 02:18 PM
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"Shhhhh!!!! Anyone else hear scratching?"
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Tue Jun-08-04 02:23 PM
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37. Oh God that is terrible |
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funny but terrible :bounce:
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:05 PM
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but it was the first thing that came to mind...
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:08 PM
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39. Is this the line for tickets to Morrisey? |
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:10 PM
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40. I gotta pee so bad....but i don't see the men's room......n/t |
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:13 PM
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41. "What's that horrid Old Man Smell? |
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I thought formaldehyde would have cured that."
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Wed Jun-09-04 11:38 AM
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52. Save that line for when the Pope dies! NT |
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Tue Jun-08-04 03:39 PM
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43. "Looks like the final Bedtime for Bonzo!" |
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Tue Jun-08-04 04:07 PM
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45. Damn, I'm hungry. Anyone else craving Bob's Big Boy? |
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Wed Jun-09-04 09:36 AM
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46. I've suddenly got an urge to TEAR DOWN THIS WALL |
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Wed Jun-09-04 09:38 AM
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47. Whose coffin is this again? |
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Wed Jun-09-04 11:03 AM
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48. Wow Haig really took charge of this didn't he? |
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Wed Jun-09-04 11:05 AM
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49. ssshhh!......do you hear someone scratching wildly ? |
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Sorry I stole that from andino (see above)
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Wed Jun-09-04 11:08 AM
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50. I hear we get some nice plates when we leave |
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Wed Jun-09-04 11:27 AM
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51. Steal that line from Red Skelton. |
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In response to the crowds at a funeral for a thoroughly unlikeable producer or studio head (I forget which it was), Skelton said something like, "Well, give the people something they want to see, and they'll come out for it." That's rougher humor than I was used to hearing from Red Skelton, to say the least.
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Wed Jun-09-04 11:51 AM
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53. Open It Up... I Want To Make Sure |
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