If The Both Had To Take Physical Forms - Who Would Be Sexier...

[THUNDER HANDS]

God or Satan?

By guess would be Satan. I can pretty much assume that Satan would come to earth looking something like Christian Bale. God would probably end up taking the form of that guitarist from Phish.

[skypilot]

1. Satan?!?!

Who voted for Satan? Haven't you seen any horror movies? Satan might very well look like a hottie for the first minute and then he'd turn into something hideous right at the point when he's sucked you in. God wouldn't pull that crap.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. doesn't matter

It's whomever takes the most attractive physical form.

My guess is that Satan has a better sense of what's sexy than God does.

[skypilot]

3. I think God could be damned sexy...

...if he wanted to be. He's also probably very funny.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

4. Doesn't god look like Alanis Morrisette?

she's pretty sexy

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. but God was also George Burns

who is not

[blackcat77]

6. The bible says that Lucifer was the most beautiful angel

And it also describes him as the "father of lies," and for a lie to be effective, it must also be attractive. So I'd vote for Satan as well, with the provision that the beauty is only skin deep.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Neither-

I'm not deisexual :)