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Tue Jun-08-04 06:45 PM
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Welcome to the Repuke Nat'l Convention! Agenda Inside |
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REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY Be there and/or be square! 6:00 PM Opening prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of the Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, It's What's for Dinner 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak Made Easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Bash 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM Blame Clinton (Five-Minute Hate) 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing prayer led by Jesus Himself 12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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Tue Jun-08-04 06:49 PM
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this isn't,like, real, is it? :freak: ;) :silly:
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Tue Jun-08-04 07:01 PM
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2. When do find time for the brown-nosing? |
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