Why did the (Iraqi) chicken cross the road?

[Dudley_DUright]

Why Did the Chicken cross the Road?

Coalition Provisional Authority:

The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled June 30th transition of power. From now on the chicken is responsible for its own decisions.

Halliburton:

We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.

Muqtada al-Sadr:

The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.

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Asscroft:

The chicken was a bad chicken. It was involved in pornography, so therefore I found it neccessary to annoint said chicken in Crisco and then it was executed by frying and then it was a GOOD chicken.

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http://corrente.blogspot.com/2004_06_06_corrente_archive.html#108671948428787091

[JM]

1. Kimmet:

We dropped flyers warning all chickens that any attempt to cross the road in any manner not in accordance with our policy will result in severe consequences. To date, nearly all chickens have complied, however three chickens were caught yesterday attempting to cross the road with their wings raised. The troops involved instructed them to lower their wings, however, they refused. Two chickens died in the firefight, and one survived and is in custody. One coalition soldier sustained minor injuries in an unrelated drive-by pecking.

JM

[Dudley_DUright]

2. Brilliant addition JM

You have Kimmetspeak down perfectly. You should apply for a job as his spokesperson (spokesperson to the spokesperson of the Iraq occupying force).

[sniffa]

8. to..

deLiver WMD's into the hands of terrorists.

[rustydog]

3. Bush: To get to the WMD's on the other side

[Dudley_DUright]

4. Probably more like

to get to the OIL on the other side.

[sangh0]

5. Bush - Do they have chickens in Iraq?

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[sangh0]

6. Reagan - "I don't remember"

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[sangh0]

7. GHW Bush - "I was not in the loop"

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[BringEmOn]

9. Chalabi: To gather intelligence for Iran.