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Wed Jun-09-04 07:36 PM
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Really BAD DEAD REAGAN jokes (WARNING!!) |
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Seriously these are bad. I warned you. . . . . . . .
. . you sure? . . . . . . .
. last chance .
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What would Reagan be doing now if he were alive today? Scratching wildly at the inside of the coffin
What would Regan be thinking if he were alive today?
Did you see that his boots were backwards? Just like he left them
What don't you recall? I don't recall
Knock knock Who's there? "New" "New" who? Pneumonia!
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Gothic Sponge
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:38 PM
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Career Prole
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:40 PM
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2. Dude! And here I thought your missus was crying |
MikeG
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:43 PM
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3. Two goats were chewing on a Reagan film. |
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One goat said: This is good. The other goat said: The book was better.
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Wed Jun-09-04 08:12 PM
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4. now that raygun is dead, is ketsup still a vegayable? |
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Oh no. wait. it was Raygun who was yhe vegatable!
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Wed Jun-09-04 08:15 PM
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5. I like the one where he's reading the paper |
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...and yells out to Nancy:
"Honey? Have you heard that Ronald Reagan's got Alzheimer's?"
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Wed Jun-09-04 08:37 PM
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Edited on Wed Jun-09-04 08:40 PM by sniffa
who's there?
i don't recaLL.
i don't recaLL who?
huh? is that you mommy?
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