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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 07:36 PM
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Really BAD DEAD REAGAN jokes (WARNING!!)
Seriously these are bad. I warned you.
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What would Reagan be doing now if he were alive today?
Scratching wildly at the inside of the coffin

What would Regan be thinking if he were alive today?


Did you see that his boots were backwards?
Just like he left them


What don't you recall?
I don't recall

Knock knock
Who's there?
"New"
"New" who?
Pneumonia!

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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 07:38 PM
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1. Boo!
Bring out Carrot Top! ;)
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 07:40 PM
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2. Dude! And here I thought your missus was crying
cuz she was sad! :D
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 07:43 PM
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3. Two goats were chewing on a Reagan film.
One goat said: This is good.
The other goat said: The book was better.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:12 PM
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4. now that raygun is dead, is ketsup still a vegayable?
Oh no. wait. it was Raygun who was yhe vegatable!
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:15 PM
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5. I like the one where he's reading the paper
...and yells out to Nancy:

"Honey? Have you heard that Ronald Reagan's got Alzheimer's?"
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:37 PM
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6. knock knock
Edited on Wed Jun-09-04 08:40 PM by sniffa
who's there?

i don't recaLL.

i don't recaLL who?

huh? is that you mommy?
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