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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 11:05 AM
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You know you put too much sugar in your coffee when...

  • you pour directly from a 10lb bag
  • you can't stir it
  • it no longer pours
  • your next door neighbour's diabetes monitor goes off
  • your dentist fires you
  • they had to double the price of a cup of coffee after you joined the coffee club
  • Redpath (sugar manufacturer) makes you their mascot
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 11:07 AM
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1. Your spoon stands up.
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 04:15 PM
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2. When the Used Coffee Filter Draws Ants!

When your spouse asks you to stop crunching when you sip.

Gevalia and Spreckels corporations merge!

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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 04:20 PM
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3. Ahh yes, the ultimate way of waking up,
Getting a good sugar and caffeine buzz at the same time.

Yes, I had to switch sugar containers at home. I went from the little sugar bowl with the little spoon to the restraunt "serious pouring" model. Little spoons simply take too much time;)
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 05:40 PM
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4. Use my sugar bowl instead
We found out one of the cats has a sweet tooth, so we just use the sugar canister as our sugar bowl. There's a half-cup measure in there.

Throw two or three of those in a cup of joe, down it in five minutes or less, and you'll be ready to face the day.
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