Finally, having e-mail has paid off!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Aopparently, I've been Invited To A Millionaire's Retreat In Edmonton and Calgary by the International Success Group!

They picked me!

So long suckers! The Gravy Train is leaving the station!

[TrogL]

1. Which one are you going to?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. I don't know. The content of the e-mail is surprisingly blank.

Still, I'm sure they're totally reputable and I will be taking my well-deserved place among the international jet set very soon.

[GOPisEvil]

3. So...you attend the retreat and become a millionaire?

That's brilliant! I'll wait patiently for my e-mail. I can't appear greedy.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Oh. I'm sure only a select group of previously selected people get this.

Sorry, GOPisEvil.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Curses! Foiled again!

[Guy_Montag]

6. Just think, when you're rich I'll be able to say

I occasionally replied to your posts. I feel so honoured.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Thank you, Guy. I'll remember all you little people when I'm famous.

Why, I'll even let you see one of my yachts from time to time as I drift by your hopeless decaying, dreary towns surrounded by large-chested, scantily-clad supermodels.

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. Now why would

large-chested, scantily-clad supermodels want to surround a hopeless, decaying, dreary town?

Oh..I get it. Misplaced modifier. Why can't I just sometimes be a normal person instead of a writer/editor?

;-)
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[dawg]

12. Large-chested, scantily-clad supermodels ...

surround my dreary little town. They've had us under siege for three months now, but I'll knaw the bark off the trees before I'll ever surrender. :silly:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. LOL!

[HFishbine]

8. Ha! You got nothing on me!

I'm helping an heir to the throne of Nigeria collect $20 million in funds in a US escrow account. After I send him $7,000, he's going to send me half of the $20 mil. Oh yeah, and my penis will be larger too.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Well at least I have several e-mails from a 'hot teen'

who asks me to 'see what I can do'.
Do you think she's a gymnast or something?

[HFishbine]

11. Probably so

Apparently there are a number of young nublie gymnasts out there seeking companionship, they e-mail me all the time. They are so friendly.

[buddhamama]

13. that ain't sh*t

i've received a million e-mails.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I am going to increase my breast size naturally!

:bounce::bounce:

[LynneSin]

15. I thought you finally enlarged your penis and increased your breast size

:shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Now I'm a GLOBALNET LOTTERY PROMO SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY WINNER!!!

Today's just getting better and better.

[dawg]

18. I got offered some pills that promised to add three inches ....

I was so disappointed. The only thing that grew was my penis - and I was SO hoping to make it to six feet tall. :crazy:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. See what you learn? Apparently, there's a Skandalurteil in Darmstadt

I never knew!