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Thu Jun-10-04 12:53 PM
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Paging "Reverend" DS1 - I Sliced My Drive Into The Pond. Can You Get It??? |
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Edited on Thu Jun-10-04 12:54 PM by matcom
i normally wouldn't ask but it was a Titleist ProV1 and they are expensive.
since you are a "reverend" and all, could you hop across the pond and get it for me?
thanks pal.
:hi:
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:56 PM
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1. Do I get some Pro-V1s for my birthday or what? |
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:57 PM
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3. that depends if you have been a good boy or not |
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:58 PM
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:59 PM
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5. good. then i'll send you a case |
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:03 PM
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:57 PM
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2. Is it floating on the surface? |
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Did someone who knows you very well give you golf balls that float?
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:00 PM
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6. no. normally i'm a hooker |
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:05 PM
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8. Titleist golfballs are made in my home town! |
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:06 PM
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I made you slice it on purpose, now you want me to undo my work?
Repent!! :spank:
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:17 PM
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What are using that overpriced piece of hype for?
The answer you are looking for is Top Flite Infinity. Second softest ball on the market. You can compress it with only an 80mph clubhead speed. They last forever (as long as you don't slice it into a lake), and they cost 1/3rd of the ProV1.
Don't call 'em Top Rocks, either. If you do, it's just proving you haven't tried them yet.
That's all i use now. Added 7 or 8 yards off the tee, the very first day i used it. Normally, a well hit drive for me goes 255 - 260 yard. Same quality hit will now push 265. Same club. Same guy. Different ball. Just a coincidence. I think no.
If you were using an affordable ball, rather than a status symbol, you wouldn't need the reverand to retrieve it. You'd just forget about it.
See, i solved all your problems. Except for the slice. That you'll have to work on yourself. The Professor
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:33 PM
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11. actually, i get them for free |
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from my wife's work. they have a small bank logo on them but they are ProV1's otherwise.
cost me nothing. :D
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:45 PM
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As long as you're not spending good money for nothin'. Now, the slice; you might want to invest in some lessons. A slice can only get you into trouble!
Me, i'm a blocker. When i go right, it's solid, but 20 degrees or more right. But, no banana ball from me.
Besides i needed to chime in on a golf thread. How else could i be sure that GOPisEvil knows that my handicap is down to 4? The Professor
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:47 PM
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It's been a while since I've played. No excuses. I need to be out there more.I can use the exercise.
I tend to block, too. Especially when I haven't played - my timing is all off. Sometimes I over compensate and hit a snap-hook. :eyes:
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:48 PM
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15. Blocking is for losers |
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I run with the ball.
:bounce:
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:49 PM
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16. Yeah, but you need blockers! |
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Otherwise you might get tackled by a tree.
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:50 PM
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:52 PM
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19. Or an out-of-bounds stake. |
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Thu Jun-10-04 02:08 PM
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21. Or step on a sandtrap rake |
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Thu Jun-10-04 02:18 PM
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22. Ouch! Not good times. Bad times. |
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:48 PM
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14. i am jealous of your 4 |
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mine has been stuck at 8 or 9 for 15 years now. just can't get on the course often enough.
*sigh* maybe someday i'll be able to retire and play all i want. gotta get the repukes out of office first otherwise i'll NEVER be able to enjoy 'retirement'
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:51 PM
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My wife actually told me to play all i can now, because we don't know if i'll be able to walk when i retire in 15 years or so.
MS can be forgiving for a long time, then wham! Or not! So, if i can still play when i retire, bonus! If not, i won't wish i had played more when i still could. The Professor
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:52 PM
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That was fun! The Professor
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