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Fri Jun-11-04 06:48 PM
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OK. Rush Has To Masturbate Tonight. Any Tips For Him? |
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Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 06:49 PM by matcom
just askin' :P
STOP him from killing kittens would you?
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:48 PM
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1. Use the pencil sharpener |
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:49 PM
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3. Doing it to a picture of former President Ronald Reagan is sick. |
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He's dead, Rush. Just don't do it, ok?
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:50 PM
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4. Sort of pitiful to have to pop viagra just to.... |
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Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 06:50 PM by iamjoy
n/t
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:52 PM
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8. Great leaping horny toads! Now, that was an image I really didn't |
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need or want, but it's hilarious! :evilgrin:
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:50 PM
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6. dont look in the mirror |
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Rush and Masturbate should never be spoken in the same sentence! I don't want my favorite hobby to be tarnished by Rush.
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:53 PM
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:54 PM
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11. Use sandpaper and don't stop for an hour! |
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:55 PM
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12. actually I do have some tips for him |
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but why should I do him any favors? :shrug:
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:57 PM
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he could pop an anal cyst and flood half of Florida.
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Fri Jun-11-04 06:58 PM
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14. Rush should listen to Bill Hick's "Rant in E Minor". |
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There's a whole scenario on it customized for him. What is it, Track 23?
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:01 PM
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16. Actually he's doing it while listening to |
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Ann Coulter's last audio book!
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:04 PM
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18. And while waiting for Barbara Bush to do something with her pearls! n/t |
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:02 PM
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17. I thought Junkies at his age have a hard time getting it up |
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I f the flesh is willing so to speek have him think of Margaret Thatcher.:puke:I have to wash my mouth out and drink to get that image out of my head.
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:17 PM
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19. Hasn't Marta been his beard all along? |
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I bet he knows plenty about doing himself.
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:24 PM
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21. i'm sure he will...... |
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need a good set of tweezers
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:24 PM
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20. Stop thinking about Ronald Reagan. |
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:26 PM
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22. Maybe Pvt. Lynnie England has some tips for him |
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:52 PM
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23. Just think back to the guy in Pittsburgh |
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:02 PM
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24. Dial up Lucianne Goldberg for phone sex... |
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...so she can whisper raspy, gin-scraped, sour nothings in his dead ear. That oughtta raise the ol' Vienna sausage. Not.
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:05 PM
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25. OH GOD NO!!! OH PLEASE GOD..... |
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get that sick fucking image out of my head!! :spank::spank:
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:08 PM
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26. I'd advise him to stay away from Cyber Porn for the first two weeks |
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