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kckc Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-04 01:54 PM
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Dick Cheney is a robot!
He has to go to the hospital on a regular basis to get re-wired. I saw it in the Weekly World News, so it must be true :)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-04 01:56 PM
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1. Pah! Jon Stewart has been all over that story for a long time
:P
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kckc Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-04 01:59 PM
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2. but..but..
The Daily Show is fake news! Jon Stewart says so! So, are you saying Dick Cheney isn't a robot? I mean, he seems so lifeless and cold...
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Vitruvius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-04 03:19 PM
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3. The first law of robotics: "A robot may not injure a human being or,
Edited on Sat Jun-12-04 03:20 PM by Vitruvius
through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. (http://www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/robotics.html )

Cheney's no robot -- he's an evil humanoid.
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