OMG! Breaking News from CNN/FOX/MSNBC

[TrueAmerican]

Reagan is still dead.

[VolcanoJen]

1. Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead, too?

What do they say about that?

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[Mnemosyne]

8. I remember! haha ha ha He is.

[Th1onein]

2. Froim those of us who come here for actual breaking news........

Geez.

[TrueAmerican]

5. That would be Late Breaking News section

Not General Discussion.

[VolcanoJen]

9. Yes. This is the "let's make fun of Republicans" forum....

... and that's what I love about it. :D

[crossroads]

3. I hope so! This has been a long week!!!

:eyes:

[Paragon]

4. Buckwheat has been shot!

"Hey, Mr. Wheat!"

"Dyes?"

BANG BANG BANG BANG

"Ohh Gnoo..."

[VolcanoJen]

10. Oh, that skit still just kills me.

Sorry to invoke the word "kill" during our moment of Great American Lamentations.

SNL rules forever,
Jennifer :D

[Paragon]

11. Friend of my brother lampooned that for a class project

I think they were studying the Greeks, so they filmed a homemade video with Zeus getting shot. Wearing togas and climbing into a K Car. :silly:

[physioex]

6. Wasn't he suppose to return from the dead...

And promise everlasting life? :shrug:

[KittyWampus]

7. You Got ME GOOD!

doggone pulled my leg right off! :D

[Dems Will Win]

12. How can they tell??

[AlinPA]

13. You got me looking. n/t

[koopie57]

14. but to be sure

geraldo will be digging him up, checking his pulse and then bury him again closer to the elections.

[UrbScotty]

15. I never got this "Franco is still dead" business.

What does it mean? Did people think he was gonna awake from the dead?

[NoPasaran]

16. Franco was ill for a long time

And for weeks the news was always that Generalisimo Fransisco Franco had taken a turn for the worse. So in the context of the times saying he was still dead was actually funny. Really. You had to be there.

[zbdent]

20. Didn't Brezhnev have a cold?

It was one of the following:

Brezhnev
Andropov
Chernenko

[No2W2004]

22. All of the above.

Soviet leaders were notorious dying of colds for awhile there.

[NoPasaran]

26. Very bad colds

[trof]

17. So's Elvis.

Yep.
Mort.

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. Is the Pope still Catholic?

.

[Endangered Specie]

19. I take it they have cameras surrounding his coffin to make sure...

that he doesnt rise.

[TankLV]

25. I volunteer to put the steak thru where his heart is supposed to be.

Just to make sure and all.

Got the garlic and crosses and holy water and.....

[SouthALdem]

21. What? When did Reagan die? You don't say. News to me!!!!

Just kidding. :)

[qwertyMike]

23. Bob Hope too?

[Sean Reynolds]

24. BREAKING: Sean seen dancing on Reagan's grave....

Footage at 11!