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Sat Aug-23-03 10:10 PM
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Which birds have been trained to tend sheep: (a) turkeys; (b) geese; or (c) guineas? Geese.
Do chickens go to bed early because: (a) there’s nothing on TV that chickens like; (b) they get up early; or (c) chickens can’t see at night? Chickens have really terrible night vision.
Fun Fact: The absolute favorite thing of any dog is a weed called Stinking Goose Foot, sometimes called "dognip." It smells really awful.
Fun Fact: The first bird domesticated by man was the goose.
Which dog has the best eyesight: (a) Chihuahua; (b) doberman; or (c) greyhound? The Greyhound, better than any other dog.
Fun Fact: The average canary has about 2,200 feathers.
Rabbits love your garden. Should you: (a) make a large scarerabbit; (b) pray for a garden angel to guard your garden; or (c) next year plant two rows of onions around it. Rabbits hate the smell of onions. The Old Farmer’s Almanac says an onion fence will keep them away.
Since all prairie dogs look alike, even to other prairie dogs, to tell each other apart, do they: (a) sniff each other; (b) kiss each other; or (c) talk to each other?
They kiss, during which they grope each other for familiar physical signs.
You have a serious wasp problem in your backyard. Should you: (a) stay inside until January; (b) surf the Internet for a waspinator; or (c) hang a margarine tub full of sugar-water with a small hole in the lid in a tree? The Old Farmer’s Almanac says #c will make you pro wasp trapper.
Which bar of soap is most like a porcupine: (a) Irish Spring; (b) Ivory; or (c) Dove? Ivory. All porcupines also float.
According to lobsterologists, does the lobster always enter his or her burrow: (a) head first; (b) sideways; or (c) tail first? Tail first.
Your canary has quit singing. Should you: (a) never play another Yoko Ono album; (b) get him a canaryfriend; or (c) put him next to a running water faucet? Canary musicologists recommend #c.
Fun Fact: The average mosquito has 47 teeth.
Grasshoppers travel in a "cloud" and sheep, goats, and camels in a "flock. Is a group of elk called: (a) a gang; (b) a host; or (c) a herd? A:A gang.
I Toad The Truth: Toads are the only animal species that never have cancer.
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Sat Aug-23-03 10:14 PM
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Here's one! Twenty three oil executives donated $270,000 to Reagan to fix up the White House a little because he deregulated oil prices! HAHA, crazy!
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