Crystal ball time...what 80th birthday stunt will George W. Bush perform?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...walking and chewing gum at the same time is disqualified.

"A long walk off a short pier" also doesn't count.

From his official White House bio: "President Bush was born on July 6, 1946, in New Haven, Connecticut"...

That means there are only 21 shopping days until his birthday this year (what the hell are you waiting for), and 22 years and 21 days until the 80th birthday stunt of our beloved Number 43.

What will he do...how will he thrill, amaze, and inspire us? And what did you get him for a birthday present this year?



:puke:

[mark0rama]

1. Making big rocks into little rocks.

I can dream, can't I?

[LowerManhattanite]

2. Hmm...

...tunneling his way out of his jail cell at the Hague?

[lovedems]

3. He will show the world he can eat a pretzel without choking!

It will be an amazing accomplishment!

[Fenris]

4. Die.

Hey, I don't make the rules.

[Guy Fawkes]

6. Here, here!

[salinen]

5. Learn to read

[NewHampshireDem]

7. Daring stunts for the brain-dead

1. Eat a pretzel
2. Ride a bike
3. Ride a Segway scooter
4. Allow protesters within 1/2 mile of his physical presence
5. Make nicey-nicey with Germany, France, Spain ...
6. Correctly pronounce the word "nuclear"
8. Read the newspaper
9. Make a decision without consulting with Karl Rove
10. Take Cheney's hand and arm out of his ass

I could go on, but so damn many things are beyond * that I'd be here all night.

[benburch]

8. Moot question.

With all of his drinking and drugging, no way he'll live til 80.

[Career Prole]

9. 100 circuits of his cell block in the ol' Stony Lonesome.

But it's just as likely he'll be assuming "stress positions" for Ol' Nick himself while suckin' up brimstone.

[2Design]

10. hope he is no longer living on this planet

[HornBuckler]

11. Twelve Inch Pencil Thick Line Of Blow

Off Of Laura's Wrinkled Bosom

[Political_Junkie]

12. Now that's a visual picture

I did not need! LOL

[HornBuckler]

13. Here To Help!

I Know That's What I'd Do :)

[Political_Junkie]

15. Thanks.

:)

[FloridaPat]

14. I bet he will be picking up his cloths as he is released from jail.

However, maybe he can stay there for life for all the deaths he is responsible for.

[FDRrocks]

16. Further decomposition? n/t

[KamaAina]

17. Tying his shoes

"Look, Mr. Cheney! I did it all by myself!"

"Uh, George. Mr. Cheney's been dead for twenty years now."

"What's dead, Mr. Rove?"

"Well, it's... Remember when you bombed all those people in Iraq?"

"Do I? Woweee! That was fun! Can we do that again, Mr. Rove?"

"Uh, well, you see, George, that's just it. They're dead, so you can't bomb them anymore. You can't bomb them or play with them or take away their benefits or anything, 'cause they're dead, see?"

"Waaaah! I want a pretzel!"

:-)

[notadmblnd]

18. Ascension to heaven?

but remember, it's only a trick