I'm itching for a fight...

[Dookus]

Your mother sells socks that smell.

Your opinions are crapulent.

Your genitals are insufficient.

Your breath offends yaks with poor dental hygiene.

You find Ann Coulter attractive.




C'mon... bring it on... I'm ready.

[bratcatinok]

1. BOP!

KERPOW!

WHACK!

POW!

SMACK!

[arwalden]

2. You'd Have To Go To The Meeting Room For That...

-- Allen

[Dookus]

10. that is

such a scorpio attitude.

I think you have a stick up Uranus.

[arwalden]

14. Nope... that's my thumb.

[MikeG]

3. You say one more thing about my mother, pal.

I'll give you such a pranging, you won't know what hit you.

[liberalhistorian]

4. Pardon me, sir, but just how

would you know that my genitals are insufficient? And given that I'm a lady, I do believe that YOUR genitals are far more insufficient than mine are or ever could be! In fact, I bet your nickname in school was Needle Dick the Bug Fucker! SO THERE, there's your fight, pal! :evilgrin: :bounce:

[Berserker]

7. My name was pony pecker the home wrecker!

:puffpiece:

[liberalhistorian]

12. LOL!

I hadn't heard that one before! But then again, I don't exactly hang around men's locker rooms, either.:evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Yo' mama eat kitty litter!

You got me goin' on the ol' SNL "Exorcist" spoof!

[MikeG]

13. dial - 1-800-CHOKERS!!!

[Insider]

6. dial 1-800-LALakers

it's a knockout

[Berserker]

9. Lakers SUCK!

[gratuitous]

8. Oh yeah? Yo Mama so fat

When she jump in the air, she get stuck!

[Martin Eden]

11. Care to step outside?

You issue your challenge from the safety of cyberspace, where I can only metaphorically blacken your eyes.

And yet, your insults are too laughable to rouse a genuinely angry response.

Therefore I respond in contempt rather than outrage, and only bother to do so because it gives me sadistic pleasure.

[gratuitous]

16. Yeah, I'll step outside

You go ahead. If I'm not there in five minutes, start without me.

[Martin Eden]

24. Yeah, It'll be like Ed Norton in Fight Club

Not my idea of kicking some ass.

[FizzFuzz]

15. your fondest wish is to emulate Sean Hannity

ha.

[slackmaster]

17. You must be some kind of pedagogue

n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Step away from the mirror buddy...

;)

[texas1928]

19. Yeah you are Rush's next fling

Pucker up

[moof]

20. Big talk for someone that has a questionable relationship with a raccoon.

[Dookus]

23. Hey!

That raccoon is my opponent, not my enemy. We have a complicated relationship, which is none of your business.

[moof]

26. You dress up like a nun or the raccoon does ?

Either way you sure have the complicated part covered.

[Pale Blue Dot]

21. I'll still the Cubmaster of my son's Cub Scout troop

Although you should know that at the last pack meeting I talked about how tolerance was an important part of scouting. Also, my son started shouting during the middle of the meeting (for no apparent reason): "Democrats! Democrats! We all must be Democrats!"

True story, I swear. :hi:

[Dookus]

25. heheh

good for your son.

but keeping in the spirit of this thread, BOY SCOUTS SUCK AGED DONKEY DICK!!!!

[Eye and Monkey]

22. I'm guessing that's not a "fight itch". Perhaps it's just -

"plain old jock itch".

[Rowdyboy]

27. I fart in your general direction...Your mother was a hamster

and your father smelt of elderberries!