Donkeyboy75
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:32 AM
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My wife just caught me playing skin flute |
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:33 AM
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1. What is the skin flute? |
Donkeyboy75
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:34 AM
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2. You really don't know? |
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Or are you trying to get me banned?
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:35 AM
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:35 AM
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4. "If you have to ask, you'll never know" |
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:35 AM
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5. oh man... did your solo turn into a duet? |
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:37 AM
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We have a dog, who we call "The Chaperone." We must sate him with pig ears or he gets extremely jealous when we attempt to be intimate.
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:14 PM
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:15 PM
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34. We've obviously tried that. |
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Which leads to barking and whining. Kinda ruins the mood.
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:29 PM
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I don't know how you do it...I'd go nuts if I had to satiate the dog before I was allowed to satiate the wife, if you know what I mean ;) Spur of the moment sex is often the most gratifying kind!
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:32 PM
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40. Well, it's spur of the moment, |
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then head to the pantry for a pig ear. We live in a condo, so no backyard. :(
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:36 AM
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6. Yours, or someone else's? |
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:37 AM
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Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 12:37 AM by Donkeyboy75
I'm a one-man band.
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:38 AM
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9. I don't think I believe in reincarnation |
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But if I did, I think I had a penis in a past life.
Just thought I'd tell you that.
Sometimes, I think I feel its ghost.
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:41 AM
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if you haven't had a penis in this life. :evilgrin:
Thanks for the info, BTW. I'll file that under "more than I ever wanted to know about Jean Yuss"
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:48 AM
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13. LOL -- Perhaps TMI, but I'm totally serious. |
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It's this funny feeling I get when I read things you guys have written about your penises.
:shrug:
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:01 AM
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15. Have you heard of "phantom limbs" before? |
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There exists a lot of documentation of people who suffer pain in limbs that have been amputated...they actually feel discomfort in body parts that no longer exist.
Less well documented, but IMO still very real, is the pain felt in limbs of those who NEVER HAD THEM!
The brain is a weird mass of grey goo.
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:11 AM
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Very mysterious, my phantom penis. :P
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:14 AM
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18. That may explain the phantom |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:16 AM
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:17 AM
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21. Hey! That's no way to talk to your catcher! |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:24 AM
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25. There was a show about that |
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on NOVA last week. It was fascinating. The doctor's theory is that different parts of your brain are responsible for awareness of different parts of your body. When you lose one limb (or never had it) that part of your brain still functions, so you "feel" the limb. One guy even felt pain in his nonexistent left hand every time he shaved his left cheek. It turns out the parts of your brain for your hand and your face are next to each other, and when the hand no longer existed, that part melded with the face part, so he felt himself shaving his phantom hand whenever he shaved his left cheek. That kind of stuff just amazes me.
Ahem. You may now get back to whatever it was you were doing :evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:19 AM
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there IS a freudian term for that, you know.
:7
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:22 AM
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:26 PM
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38. Damn that reminds me... |
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...of Monty Python:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:45 AM
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11. So she's not a virgin anymore? |
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There's always a first time, right? ROFL
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:49 AM
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14. That's right. Then she said something about clawing out her eyeballs |
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Wed Jun-16-04 12:47 AM
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12. You should take up the violin. |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:22 AM
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23. At least it's not a piccolo! |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:02 AM
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16. I got caught playing my instrument in band once... |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:15 AM
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19. Oh Yeah??? Well, this one time? at band camp? . . . |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:28 AM
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26. flute or piccolo? heheheehehehee |
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:30 AM
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27. Hah! It would have been "bassoon," |
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but that's just silly. ;)
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Wed Jun-16-04 01:35 AM
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28. i call it "the fiddle". but thats just me.... |
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and i never get caught.hehehehehehe
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:05 AM
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29. Oh, you know it's just a tin whistle. |
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:07 PM
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32. I THOUGHT that was you peeking in my bedroom |
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Wed Jun-16-04 07:02 AM
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30. now i have to kick this |
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or kicking the goat footed balloon man is unbalanced.
(ok, it's a crummy allusion, but i'm so damn tired.)
:kick:
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:06 PM
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:21 PM
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35. Next time try boxing the clown... |
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...either that or spank the monkey.
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Wed Jun-16-04 05:22 PM
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37. You must be very flexible (nt) |
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