CAPTION Dick running

[underpants]

Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) runs to get on stage to greet the guests at the Congressional Picnic with President Bush (news - web sites) on the South Lawn of the White House, Tuesday, June 15, 2004 (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. See Dick run.

[Parrcrow]

2. Lets do the Time Warp again

:bounce:

[sniffa]

3. ow my heart!

he doesn't Look to good there.

[GCP]

4. What a mess of a human being. The pants look particularly terrific

{/sarcasm}

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "Christ Almighty, I gotta' take a Dumbya!"

"OOOOOOooooOOoooPs Too Late!"

[cosmicdot]

6. didn't they mean "the corporate company picnic" ??

Cheney: we used to have these early summer picnics for the 'H' company ... made the humps think that we gave a rat's a** about them ...



always loathed those things ... oh, lets spend money to spend time out of office with people we don't spend time with out of the office ... having fun?

but, were the grunts and gofers invited, or just the "execs"?

hey, that's our money they're using!

[cosmicdot]

7. here he is folks, Mr. Team Player ... Mr. Make Things Happen ... Crashcart

Cheney himself ... You're either with him or against him was his Halliburton mantra; and, it's his mantra today ... come on up here, Dick, and synergize us ... talk the walk not taken ... bless us with those corporate buzzwords so we'll feel like we're on the same page ... give us a sneer, you ol'blowhard ...




He faked the heart attacks to plant an exit strategy for himself

I thought I read 3 years ago that his "physician" was facing a malpractice suit ... EZPZ, barter one's legal needs for the Crashcart ...

[justjones]

8. Gotta...make it...to...can...or...they will...see...I'm full...of....shit!

[JM]

9. Crashcart! I said...

...Heel, dammit. HEEL! Think I need an invisible fence...

[BringEmOn]

10. Cheney emerges from undisclosed location to grab Halliburton paycheck.

[Braden]

11. Hey little girl

pretty dress, get the **** out of here. gotta go.

[LionInWinter]

12. Subpoenas? Did somebody say subpoenas?

I'm outta here Curious George, you're on your own!

[pdx_prog]

13. Owww....

I shoulda used preparation H....

[BringEmOn]

14. Damn! The freepers have the porta-potty surrounded, again.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. As the ship of state takes on water, the first of the rats bails

out as fast as his vein-stripped legs can carry him.