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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:23 PM
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Poll question: Which commandment is the most fun to break?
Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 12:24 PM by JVS
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:25 PM
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1. all of 'em
except the stealing and killing.

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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:25 PM
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2. For those of us who don't have them memorized..

...why don't you give us a hint as to which is which?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:36 PM
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3. Here is a summary
#1 No other Gods

#2 No taking God's name in vain

#3 No work on Sunday

#4 Listen to the Parents

#5 Don't kill stuff

#6 Don't screw around

#7 Don't steal shit

#8 Don't badmouth your neighbors

#9 Don't covet your neighbor's stuff

#10 Don't covet your neighbor's wife either, you filthy devil
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:51 PM
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5. LOL
I like your version so much better... :)
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 01:20 PM
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7. God damn it...
I forgot what #2 was until now. :evilgrin:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:46 PM
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4. the one about your neighbor's ass
is definitely the most fun.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 05:54 PM
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15. I thought that was Leviticus.
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 01:18 PM
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6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife...
She's hot! Why not?
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 05:38 PM
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12. I don't covet my neighbors wife
Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 05:41 PM by tx.lib
I just covet a couple of female friends who happen to be married- and they don't have a problem with it - Oh, the shame
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 05:39 PM
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13. I don`t covet my neighbors wife
Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 05:39 PM by tx.lib
I just covet a couple of female friends who happen to be married- and they don't have a problem with it - Oh, the shame!
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 01:35 PM
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8. Duh!
The one that is the sixth for the Lutherans and Catholics and the seventh for everyone else.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 01:56 PM
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10. DU voters seem to prefer coveting wives
Perhaps the anticipation is better than the deed
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 06:10 PM
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16. most anticipation is probably different than the deed
that's why it is probably better left as anticipation or fantasy, right?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 01:41 PM
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9. #1 because
i'm a faLse god.. so he says.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 06:11 PM
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17. how about a question of which DUers
see themselves as false gods. ( or unsung prophets) That's a good one.
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 03:02 PM
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11. actually
Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 03:03 PM by lazarus
this brings up a good question:

Which ten commandments? Personally, I like boiling baby goats in goat's milk, but that's against the Ten Commandments, too.
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HornBuckler Donating Member (978 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 05:44 PM
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14. The Kill One
That's Number 5 Right?

I Like To Shower
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