Funniest typo you've ever made?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

A few minutes ago, I typed "This puzzles me" in a post, and when I look at it again, I realize I wrote "Thus pizzles me"! :crazy:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. I once typed President Bush instead of Resident Bush. n/t

[LiberalVoice]

2. I enjoy it when people try and correct your spelling and mispell 'spell'

:D

[Pithlet]

6. You misspelled misspell.

:P

[LiberalVoice]

9. Damn!

:mad:

[Fovea]

3. "Sex ways to improve interdepartmental communications"

as an Email header to the executive staff of a F500 company...

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I once typed Pubic School System, instead of Public School system on a

report. Boy that was a little embarassing.

[Lisa]

18. One of my students had a Powerpoint presentation on "Pubic Consultation"

Luckily I happened to walk into the room when she was rehearsing before class, and noticed it before everybody else arrived!

[Lavender Brown]

5. I once had a job writing press releases...

and I typed pubic where it should have said public. Some were sent out before I caught the mistake. Boss laughed it off though.

[On the Road]

7. Ages ago, I Did a Newsletter for the United Way

and in describing some celebration wrote "Teat" instead of "Treat". I think I was suspected of doing it on purpose, and was asked to retype the entire thing (it was before PCs were common).

[sangh0]

8. A woman who had recently entered the US

once told me she wanted to get something off of her breasts.

[LiberalVoice]

10. Well I certainly hope...

you accomodated her, showing what wonderful people us murkans are.
:P

[sangh0]

12. Sorry, but

I offered to put something ON her breasts.

[bif]

11. Tit steering wheel

Instead of Tilt steering wheel (For a car catalog). Caught that before it went to the client.

On Edit: Actually I think it may have been Leather-wrapped tit steering wheel. Even more comfortable to hold!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. It does sound interesting as hell though.

;-)

[Jim Warren]

13. maybe the time

I worked as a restaurant manager and wrote the specials board dessert of the day as "Cococunt Cream Pie". The waitstaff gathered with snickering eye-rolling alerted me to the honest but embarrassing typo.

mispelled dessert haha

[underpants]

15. Freedom Fires

Some people thought it was hilarious :shrug:

[arwalden]

16. I Had Typed A Syllabus For A Computer Class I Was Teaching...

and didn't notice (until some of the students started suppressing laughter) that I one of the bulleted topics was "hard dick drive maintenance".

Obviously, I must have been thinking of something else at the time.

-- Allen

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Poster/flyer was supposed to say "$100 for the Best Skit" and . . . .

it came out "Shit". I got all sorts of calls, asking for criteria to win.

[NightTrain]

19. I didn't make this typo; I saw it on a low-budget James Brown CD.

They left a letter out of the song title, "It's Too Funky In Here." Consequently, it read, "It's Too Funky In Her."

I almost bought the damned thing just for that error!:7

[Book Lover]

20. "Thanks for noting"

is how I sometimes sign off on emails. While an "h" has never crept into the word "noting," people have misread the word to be "nothing" :-)