If you're into ladies: F-Marry-Kill: pop-tart addition

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If you listen to Stern you'll know this argument game/time waister. It's pretty self explanatory in it's name. It can be done about and 3 people, usually you do it about people who have something in common(IE the Charlies Angel's women for guys, the "friends" actors for women).

Anyway this time it'll be the "big 3" pop tarts. You have to/get to marry one, f one, kill one. And explain why. It's a hypothetical. One One you can/have to(depending on if it would be enjoyable for you) have sex with, one of them you get to marry(and perhaps "put up" with them if they're annoying or crazy or something, but you also get to spend their money(if they have more of it), and one of them has to die.

For this it's the "big 3" pop-tarts. Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera.

Ladies and gay men Feel free to start an F-Marry-Kill with some "hot guys" or some not guys.

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1. nobody is exlplaining their choices

Hmm, I understand. DU is a very politically correct site.

[baldguy]

2. Where is the "Kill-Kill-Kill" option.?

Sorry, but none of those women have done anything to deserve the wealth, fame and attention they've received.

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3. That isn't part of the game, you don't get it.

It's not about how good people are. Or anything else. Feel free to start a different F-Marry-Kill with people who you think deserve wealth or fame.

[Fenris]

4. F Jessica, Marry Christina, Kill Britney

I said marry Christina because she seems like the type who likes a lot of sex. That was my criteria. F Jessica because I desperately want to kill Britney.

[Taverner]

5. LOL...a lot like SNL's "Food, Sex or Cars" game show

"A can of beets, Estelle Getty, or a bobcat with a saddle on
it?"

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6. f the beets, marry estelle getty, kill the bobcat

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7. bump

[pagerbear]

8. Why would I want to kill any of them?

(Not that I'd want to F any of them, either.)

[MrSlayer]

9. Fuck Jessica, Marry Britney, Kill Christina.

Jessica is hot but I wouldn't want to have to listen to her dumb ass all the time. Britney is hot and has more money than Jessica so I marry her. I just hate Christina and do not find her hot so she must die.

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10. I'd also kill Christina, but I'd F Britney and marry Jessica

I think Jessica is the hottest, partially because I hate Breast Implants, and the other 2 definetly look enhanced. Plus although Jessica has less money than Britney now, I think in a couple years that might not be the case. Britney's career is going down and Jessica is going to have sitcom money in addition to what she has now. Also I couldn't be married to Britney because she's seems like such a warped idiot bitch(which is worse than being a dopey idiot) and she can get really unhot without makeup and she's been on a bender. But It would be cool to be able to say you've f'd Britney Spears