NightTrain
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Sun Jun-20-04 09:56 PM
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Finally, a freeper joke that I like to bring back every few months.... |
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Freeper Sex Manual:
IN ===> OUT <===
Repeat if necessary.
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Sun Jun-20-04 09:57 PM
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liberalhistorian
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:00 PM
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What does a freeper give his sister for Christmas?
A: Child Support!!!
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:03 PM
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"Susie, brace yourself"
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:04 PM
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:05 PM
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5. What does a Freeper say as she's losing her virginity? |
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Hey, get offa me dad, yer crushin' my smokes!
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:09 PM
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6. I know the origin of that joke |
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tsk tsk...you racist. ;-)
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:10 PM
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7. What's the origin? I always heard it as a hillbilly joke... |
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:10 PM
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:14 PM
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9. Why does the freeper cross the road? |
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Mon Jun-21-04 01:15 AM
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10. love the freeper jokes |
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:00 AM
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11. Freeper Medical Dictionary |
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Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What you do with dead folks.
Catscan: Searching for the cat.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where the Libruls are
Dilate: To live longer than your kids do.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Hangnail: The nail on your door that holds your coat.
Hospital: Friendly-like
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: To know, - "I didn't node the gun was loaded"
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: To see "Hey JoeBob, I seizure wife with Jimbo yesterday"
Tablet: A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of mine.
Varicose: Near by
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Mon Jun-21-04 05:10 PM
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12. Good Christ, NightTrain, don't give them instructions! |
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If they figure it out, they'll reproduce!
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Mon Jun-21-04 05:35 PM
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1) Free tickets to see the Dixie Chicks and Barbara Streisand
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