Which McDonald's character would you most like to pummel?

[HEyHEY]

These are all I can remember.

[NoPasaran]

1. Mayor McCheese!

What a sellout to the special interests!

[SarahB]

2. Grimace

Tell me Barney. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?



I thought so. Grimace's has been spreading his seed a bit too thickly over the years.

[HEyHEY]

3. He's also the first stoner kids are exposed to

[SarahB]

6. The dude got baked and hit the Museum of Natural History.

Picked up a bag of bones, watched the Muppets, and did some bizarre sorts of experimentation.

[Bucky]

7. Hey, Grimace held his own against Donald Trump

like to see Hamburgler last half as long with his real world counterpart, Col Oliver North.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. Ronald Mc"anti-Christ" Donald!

:grr:

[Bucky]

5. That buck toothed idiot running the cash register

I'd also like to beat up the token techno-kid-in-a-wheelchair from the Burger King Kids Club. I've hated gratuitous tokenism even since they shoved Clarence into Thurgood's chair.

[Donkeyboy75]

8. No Mayor McCheese?

I hate that fucker. ;)

[LastKnight]

9. all of them? nt

[TheWizardOfMudd]

10. I abhor violence

Why this fantasizing about pummeling fictional characters?

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Just because you are Grimace's alter ego

doesn't mean you should take offense. ;)

[Donkeyboy75]

12. delete dupe

[HEyHEY]

13. They'd do it to you in a heartbeat - they're ruthless

Relax, it's just for shits and giggles.

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[Donkeyboy75]

15. I've always been oddly attracted to

the hamburgler.

[HEyHEY]

16. Um....

That's a bit freaky, in a bad way.

[Dastard Stepchild]

17. If you take out Ronnie...

the whole burger civilization falls apart.