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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 04:14 AM
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I smoked it but couldn't inhale!
Edited on Mon Jun-21-04 04:15 AM by fujiyama
LOL, I have my differences with Clinton over some of his policies, but God I miss him! Anyone see that part of the interview?

It's funny, but I had the same thing happen to me. I've smoked it twice, but either I'm just not getting it, or I'm not inhaling properly! Hell, I couldn't even smoke a cigerrete properly...Anyone have any idea what the hell I'm doing wrong?!

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leftistagitator Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 05:12 AM
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1. I just don't get that.
You can use a straw, can't you?
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 06:25 AM
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5. A straw to smoke? Uh. No.
:eyes:
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leftistagitator Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 02:47 PM
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10. No smartass.
Using a straw is very similar to smoking. Clamp mouth around cylindrical object, breath in. If you can do one, I don't see how you couldn't do the other. Granted most first time smokers feel a little sick, in fact my friend threw up when he stole his mom's smokes back in 5th grade, but that's still smoking none-the-less.
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 03:25 PM
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13. Not really.
When you drink with a straw you don't want it getting into your lungs. I think a lot of people make that mistake when they first try weed, I sure did, they suck on it but they don't really inhale, i.e. expand your rib cage and really let it back into your lung.

I'm not a tobacco smoker, but I believe that's the difference between smoking cigarettes and smoking cigars.
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TexasProgresive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 05:43 AM
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2. You and Bill have intellegent lungs
They just don't want to draw in foreign substances. Trust them.
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Art_from_Ark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 06:22 AM
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4. I tried to smoke a cigarette when I was 8 years old
I couldn't get any smoke into my mouth, much less my lungs. My lungs were saying "What the hell are you trying to do?!" I listened to them. Good thing, too.
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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 05:47 AM
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3. self delete
Edited on Mon Jun-21-04 05:47 AM by professor_pot
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laruemtt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 06:30 AM
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6. back in "the good old days"
the third time i went out with this guy he told me i had to get the smoke down my throat - oh! no wonder i wasn't getting any effects. and i was a cigarette smoker back then too, although gave that one up over 20 years ago. never understood why everybody thought clinton was lying over that one. big deal.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 07:35 AM
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7. I smoked, I inhaled, I HURLED!
That shit's nastier than tobacco. And I smoked tobacco for over 30 years before quitting last year.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 08:14 AM
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8. Right. Sure. Yep. Me, too!
It was the same day I drank a beer without swallowing it.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 09:02 AM
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9. I believe it! I couldn't figure out how to inhale cigarettes
until I smoked bud.

It's a learned skill.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 02:54 PM
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11. Brownies, Bill! Brownies! n/t
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 03:19 PM
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12. Tony Kornheiser wrote a column about this way back when and
I remember him painting a picture of Bill in college and his buddies saying "Okay Bill. When we pass the hash brownies around, you can just LICK them."
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 03:25 PM
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14. you need to learn how to smoke
had the same problem. Have a pothead friend do most of the work for you -- fill up the chamber on a big pipe for you and then have you clear it.

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