Ketchup or Catsup?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

[WillParkinson]

1. I tried to Ketchup once...

But my forces refused to be mustard.

Although, I must say, I do relish the idea.

[Bertha Venation]

2. Neither: Vegetable.

[kungfugrip]

3. I like to call it Catchup

[No Mandate Here.]

4. Only Heinz Ketchup around here, if you please... <nt>

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Absolutely

As a Pittsburgh boy, using any other ketchup is sacrilege.

[cheezus]

5. If only you had a screen cap of Burns in the supermarket

[King Of Paperboys]

7. From "Panati's Extraordinary Origins Of Everyday Things"

"In 1690, the Chinese developed a tangy sauce... for fish and fowl. A brine of pickled fish, shellfish, and spices, it was named ke-tsiap, and its popularity spread to the Malay archipelago, where it was called kechap."

"Early in the eighteenth century, British seamen discovered the natives of Singapore and Malaysia using kechap and brought samples of the puree back to their homeland. English chefs attempted to duplicatethe condiment, but, unfamiliar with its Eastern spices, they were forced to make substitutions such as mushrooms, walnuts and cucumbers. Mistakenly spelled "ketchup," the puree became an English favorite..."

(If you've ever tasted their food, you know why.)

And now you know... the REST of the story!

[Speck Tater]

8. "Overtake" (catch up) (Get it?) (It's a joke)(so why aren't you laughing?)

[histohoney]

9. Hee Hee

feel better?:hi:

[histohoney]

10. Hee Hee

feel better?:hi:

[histohoney]

11. ketchup

but with a name like KK what did you expect.