I HATE Email Hoax Warnings BUT - Pass This On To Everyone On Your Email!!

[matcom]

Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list. If a person comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your ass, DO NOT show them your ass. This is a scam; they only want to see your ass.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap. Well not really. I AM stupid and cheap! :P

[GOPisEvil]

1. Why would anyone need to trick you into showing your ass?

A fifth of cheap scotch usually does the trick.

[trof]

2. Ah, you show your ass ALL the time anyway.

No big deal.
;-)

[tigereye]

10. that;s what I was going to say...

[Hawkeye-X]

3. Play Asses of Fire loudly.

That's one SWEET song.

Hawkeye-X

[DS1]

4. This is not a hoax. I'm conducting a serious experiment

and need lots of test data.

[DrWeird]

5. Wait a minute now...

if they say, "have you accepted Jesus as your personal lord and saviour?", can I still show them my ass?

[Hawkeye-X]

6. No. Just show them this instead...

[candy331]

8. How about if they say they are Jehovah"s Witness can I show them

my a--.

[Jokerman]

7. This is a Medium Threat Advisory Upgrade for Matcom's Ass

This Ass has had its Risk Assessment Upgraded to Medium from Low-Profiled.

[Fridays Child]

9. Inside every pair of pants is an ass crying to be free.

As a matter of fact, I showed mine to the Jehovah's Witnesses who rang my doorbell, just the other day. Then, in my best Invasion-of-the-Body-Snatchers screech, I invited them to go away.

On another subject, why is "666" painted in red on the curb in front of my house?

[TrogL]

11. Anybody who comes to the door automatically sees my ass

[gratuitous]

12. DU Virus for Matcom

Nobody else read this! For Matcom only:

This is the gratuitous virus, and your computer has been infected. But since I'm a lazy so-and-so, I haven't bothered to write the code for the payload. Please erase all your files manually, than do a complete reformat of your computer.

Thank you very much.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled, rib-tickling Matcom thread.

[underpants]

13. You pretty much did that when you opened the door

right?

:bounce::ass::bounce:

[Kadie]

14. You mean you answered the door without your ass showing?

I am deeply disappointed. I expect your ass to be showing at all times! I can't believe someone actually had to ask to see your ass.