I'm just a Goddess, ask me anything

[LynneSin]

:bounce:

[Gothic Sponge]

1. Do you have flowers in your hair?

[LynneSin]

2. I do wear barettes in my hair and some have flowers on them

:D

[sniffa]

3. can i worship you?

[LynneSin]

5. Baby, I'll make you my God

[Guy_Montag]

23. self delete

[King Of Paperboys]

4. Are you one of them Olympian goddesses?

Or just a generic goddess?

[LynneSin]

6. I'm one of those progressive thinking goddesses

Of a new breed of Liberal Dieties

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. What alternate reality did you create?

Because you're too kind to have created this one.

[LynneSin]

8. I'm trying to create a world of love, peace and happiness

Where the hungry get fed and the sick get cared for. Where all the guns will magically melt away and where all the world is love

Bush is really not helping my cause :mad:

[truthspeaker]

21. Hey, don't melt my gun!

How can I hold feasts in your honor if I can't shoot deer?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Nobody ever said worshipping LynneSin would be easy.

Use bow & arrow!

[NoPasaran]

9. Do you do smitings?

Some of mine enemies have one coming to them.

[LynneSin]

10. I do but my list is long with the Bush Regime!!

Try me sometime in 2005 when we clean out the White House

[NoPasaran]

27. There's probably a lot of crossover

Between our lists!

[Az]

11. Atheists: Loyal opposition or good for the occaisional pot shot?

[LynneSin]

12. Atheists as in they don't believe in me?

Those folks will burn in the depths of hell!!!

[Book Lover]

25. Gee, my toes are kinda warm

Oh, scratch that - just the electric blanket acting up.

[Az]

13. Are you on speaking terms with any of the following

Eris

Invisible Pink Unicorn

Bob

Cthulhu

Hank

[LynneSin]

14. huh?

:shrug:

[Az]

19. Oh dear

The mock/skeptic gods.

Eris: Goddess of Mischief. From Greek mythology but later resurrected in the 1960's in Principia Discordia: Or how I found the goddess and what I did to here when I found her.

Invisible Pink Unicorn: The IPU. Goddess that rose from the internet. Hangs out in laundry rooms stealing socks and blessing things. Also known as her High Horniness.

Bob: Got slack? Church of the Subgenius. Bastard offspring of Eris.

Cthulhu: Got Evil? Cthulhu is the creation of HP Lovecraft (or was it the other way roud). The ultimate in evil. He sleeps the eons away waiting to return to earth to purge all human contamination.

Hank: Have you kissed Hank's ass? Hank is this guy. He has a lot of money. He wants to give it to you. But first you gotta kiss his ass. Another internet god. Hank's followers may show up at your door. Hank is another offspring of Eris's.

[SarahB]

15. Which Goddess are you?

http://www.ivillage.com/relationships/tools/quizcentral/articles/0%2C9632%2C187454_77655%2C00.html?arrivalSA=1&cobrandRef=0&arrival_freqCap=1&pba=adid=9023066

[LynneSin]

17. I am the goddess LynneSin - they are just False idols

:D

[sniffa]

16. what shouLd i get for Lunch?

just in case i don't get any repLies before i Leave for Lunch.

[LynneSin]

18. I'm going to have a Buffalo Chicken Wrap

I strongly recommend them!

[sniffa]

20. that's a maybe

i suppose that wouLd go under my "greasy, pour house menu" option.

[sniffa]

22. another question

have you seen this? i think it's too briLLiant to not be read by some of the more prominent DUers.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1305309

[Guy_Montag]

24. Some kids just called me "baldy"

Can you send a couple of bears to rend them limb from limb. Ummm, please?

[pagerbear]

28. Goddess of what?

[LynneSin]

29. whatever your heart desires

:D

[pagerbear]

30. Goddess of hunky firemen?

Can you send some my way?

[LynneSin]

32. They'll be arriving soon to put out your 'Five Alarm Fire'

[Solly Mack]

31. Is it a sin to throw away belly button lint?

When I sweep away dust bunnies, do they feel any pain?

[LynneSin]

33. Only if you have someone getting the lint out with their tongue

if you know what I mean

:eyes:

[sniffa]

34. did you see this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1307538#1307732

[LynneSin]

35. Who is this poster I have on ignore????

:P

[sniffa]

37. oh, how dare you

even jest of such a notion. i'm so upset i'm gonna hafta Leave work earLy.

[LynneSin]

38. I give you permission to leave work only...

..if you're planning on coming to my place for some 'worshipping'

:eyes:

[sniffa]

40. ooh i Like where this is going

[LynneSin]

42. We'll have to take this private

If I start talking dirty with you then others will expect me to do the same.

[sniffa]

45. oh goody

i hope you're stern w/ me.

[LynneSin]

47. Only if you're hard with me

:eyes:

[sniffa]

48. oh too easy to turn that dirty

[LynneSin]

49. it needed turning?

I thought it was already turned

:shrug:

[sniffa]

50. didn't need it

but come on.. i couLda had this thread Locked quicker than it takes for dubya to teLL another Lie.

[LynneSin]

51. even in telling a lie George W. Bush is a slow man

think about it

I hope you don't let ms. sniffa read your posts!!

:wow:

[sniffa]

52. ms. sniffa's gonna kick your ass!

;)

[LynneSin]

53. I think she'll kick your ass before mine

:P

[sniffa]

56. true.. you're probabLy tougher than me

i just wanna see a cat fight.

[LynneSin]

58. If you want to see a cat fight

I'll ship my 2 cats to you, they were just in one last night fighting over the damn litter box. Abbott, for being twice the size of Evita got his ass properly whooped. But he was a gentlecat and promptly went after she was done

[thomaslknapp]

36. Where are my car keys?

Dear Goddess,

I can't find them. Where are they?

[LynneSin]

39. I'm a Goddess, not the Psychic Friends hotline.

But the last time I lost my keys they were on top of the Refrigerator. And when you do find them, I recommend those plastic hooks you can put on walls. I have one right by my front door where I hang my keys each night. I haven't lost them in years!

[tom_paine]

41. Oh, Goddess, LynneSin the Sybil Soothsayer

Will we Restore the Old American Republic?

Can even a Kerry Victory restore it?

I know these are hard ones, but shouldn't be for a Goddess/Sybil.

:evilgrin:

I await your answer...

[LynneSin]

43. Kerry will win but Diebold and the Scotus clouds my vision

:cry:

[Brewman_Jax]

44. Are you a fancy pants goddess?

I figured that as a goddess, you'd be a fancy dresser! :P

[LynneSin]

46. No, I'm a SquarePants. I'm also Absorbent and Yellow and Porous

[Beer Snob-50]

54. Can I paint your toenails???

Pleeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeee

[LynneSin]

55. They've been recently painted but I'm sure you can pick out a new color

if you like!!

[Beer Snob-50]

57. Thank YOu Godess!!

How about a nice fireengine red!!!

[sniffa]

60. HEY!! hey that's my thing

how dare this guy infringe on my toe gimmick.

[KamaAina]

59. When will Thou smite the evil Bush*, Cheney, et al.?

or will one of the other goddesses do that?

[rbnyc]

61. How'd you get to be so awesome? (nt)

[LynneSin]

62. By having wonderful friends like you

:loveya:

[rbnyc]

64. oooh, nice answer.

You ARE a goddess!

:loveya:

[LynneSin]

66. You're a goddess with a little god growing inside of you

:bounce:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

63. What do Goddesses wear?

I mean, can you dress casual, or is there a whole flouncy Goddess wardrobe they make you wear?

[LynneSin]

65. For work: L.L. Bean

For Non-Work: The Sky is the limit. I'm trying to fit into a DKNY dress I bought a year ago and hopefully I'll wear it sometime while I'm in NYC