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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 04:18 PM
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Poll question: If you were duplicated in a Star Trek style transporter accident...
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 04:21 PM
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1. I just want to know...
...why they didn't just keep a backup of everyone to rematerialize in case they were killed?

:shrug:


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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:19 PM
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9. You cant 'hold' people in the buffer longer than a minute or two...
else the signal will degrade and youll beam back something disgusting (and dead).
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:30 PM
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13. Unless your a cast member from a previous series.
In which case a few decades is fine if you reverse the polarity on the flux conduit.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:31 PM
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14. Hey, hes a bloody damn good engineer.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 06:29 PM
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15. ...and put it into a diagnostic loop (n/t)
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 06:31 PM
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16. Yeah, but which diagnostic loop?
There's so many level!
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 04:22 PM
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2. I'd kick my own ass for not finishing college
when I had the wherewithal and the ambition. :spank:
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 04:29 PM
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3. Would that be considered incest or masturbation?
Inquiring minds want to know :evilgrin:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 04:42 PM
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4. NO WAY!! Coz I'm, like, y'know, a *dude*. No, no. Not "like" a dude.
That would be so gay.

Um, not that there's anything wrong with it...
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 06:33 PM
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18. Haven't you ever heard George Carlin talk about his dog?
... if i could reach i'd never leave the house, man, are you kidding?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 04:43 PM
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5. I would harvest myself for new body parts.
My lungs, heart, and liver ain't gonna last forever, ya know.

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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:04 PM
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6. An opinion from a Vulcanite...
Edited on Wed Jun-23-04 05:04 PM by edbermac
This poll is not logical.

Live long and prosper!
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pocket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:07 PM
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7. I'd do me
what can I say, I'm a hottie.
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:14 PM
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8. I've got a better idea!
I'd let the duplicate stay here and handle my chaotic life, and I'd run off to foreign parts and have sex with *other people* while there... I have a few in mind... :)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:20 PM
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10. Id be more interested in duplicating other people...
you know... like that hottie 2 seats back and 1 to the left ;)
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:21 PM
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11. I would never have sex with me.
I don't even respect people who do.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:27 PM
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12. I'd hand

the poor slob my time card and tell his ass to clock in, then I'd split for a while. If he thinks the job is tough, wait until he get home to the Mrs. :evilgrin:
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 06:33 PM
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17. I have sex with myself all the time.
In fact, I just had sex with myself a second ago.

No clone necessary.
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