* finally figures out what aural sex is .................. CAPTION

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

Wow, now I know what big dog got out of this...

[cosmicdot]

1. W: I'm reminded of the fun I used to have in the Rangers' locker room ...

... those were the days ... not that I'm Gay or anything ... it was male bonding ...

[Fenris]

2. "Abu Giraffe!"

"He's the yellow horse with the long neck that lives in Toys R' Us! Can I make him a secretary of something? Get him on the phone."

[afraid_of_the_dark]

3. You're FIRED!

Darnit... it looks so good when Donald Trump does it. I just can't get the gesture correct...

[underpants]

4. W was unaware that his extra head had emerged from his body

:bounce:

[skip fox]

5. W. is saying: "Wow! . . Can I pet 'em? . . Once when my dad went hunting,

he killed this deer and brought it home and cut off its n*tsack and dried it and gave it to me. . . . That started me on my hobby. . . . My favorite was a bear's . . . I'd cup my b*lls with it in my underwear in the winter . . . It was great! . . . Werer these from a bear? . . . a gorilla? . . . Wow!"

[skip fox]

6. "Wow. These remind me of why we're here today. . . We're gonna talk about

sex disease, right? . . . Who wants to begin? . . . Like how do you get it and stuff? . . . . And are you hot all the time with sex disease? . . . Don't you think that would be great! . . . I mean, if you had to have sex disease, which is of course tragic . . . But if, like , you had to have it and stuff. . . . And do you rub against people in the shower to pass on sex disease? . . . I mean, what are we talking about here? . . . Who wants to start? . . . Wow."