my goodness, I'm a sexist pig - just like you men

[LynneSin]

There is a hot guy outside our building washing windows (ps I'm above the 15th floor on my building).

I thought I was better then you men who think with their naughty parts

:eyes:

[Loonman]

1. Common misconception

:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

2. i expect no Less of you

i know you think of me Like that. :P

[LynneSin]

4. I do not.....

....at least not hanging 20 stories high outside my place of business. I think of you in other situations - like tied to my bed posts with chocolate syrup dripping all......

...nevermind. I'm a dirty girl

<hangs head in shame>

[SarahB]

3. We are all Neanderthals to an extent.

Even those of us who do not wish to be.

[LynneSin]

6. Yes, but I don't have a penis - I'm better than that

:shrug:

[truthspeaker]

16. What led you to believe that?

That ridiculous idea unfortunately was very popular for a while among women of my generation (Gen X). I've seen too many women make themselves unhappy because they convinced themselves they wanted a relationship when they really just wanted sex.

[GOPisEvil]

5. What? No whistles and cat-calls?

I used to work at a building where the women would wait breathlessly for the UPS driver every day. They loved summer when he'd wear the shorts.

The difference between men and women: women sometimes think with their genitals. Men sometimes have their genitals think for them.

[Garage Queen]

20. In my building it's the Airborn Express guy

(begins fanning self furiously)

Then there was the guy who used to deliver our office supplies. The man had a butt that just would. not. quit. SQUEEEEE!

I'm so, so very ashamed.

Eh, no I'm not. :evilgrin:

[Q3JR4]

7. We may be

sexist pigs, but unlike those Republicans we can control it better. ;)

[pagerbear]

8. That isn't sexist

That's human nature. Objectifying a hunk-a-licious man or a bodacious babe on first sight is quite normal.

[truthspeaker]

9. That's not sexist at all. That's human.

Sexist is if you were in charge of hiring window cleaners, and you hired the hunk over a more qualified ugly guy.

So, are you typing one-handed?

[LynneSin]

12. I sit in a cubicle, it would be too obvious

especially since I have one of those funky ergodynamic keyboards - you can't hunt & peck on those

[Richardo]

17. You can, but you get indentations from the keys all over your back...

especially since I have one of those funky ergodynamic keyboards - you can't hunt & peck on those

A little of the ol' 'hunt & peck' :evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

10. You have a libido!

SHAME!!

[tom_paine]

11. You may be surprised, Lynne, but WE DUDES aren't

It is a mistaken impression, probably remaining from old gender models, that gals are less Horndogs than us guys.

If is is even slightly true, we don't have you beat by much.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ewagner]

13. Your Honesty

is one of the most appealing things about you.

[lovedems]

14. My husbands band played in a "Biker bar" a few months back

(All the guys in the band are married) and the other wives and I sat there with out mouths on the floor as we watched all of these guys walk by with chaps on. I was surprised at how many were really good looking. We went with the misconception that it would be a bunch of burly men and there would be fights.

Oh no, there were some hotties there and we were sexist pigs for the entire night.

[NewJeffCT]

15. well, i will feel less guilty now

every time I ogle a woman outside at lunchtime, or turn my head as that office hottie Evelyn walks by. Thanks!

[Blue-Jay]

18. If this was a surprise,

I suspect that you are the only one suprised by this.

:D

[Parrcrow]

19. There is nothing more human than enjoying your sex drive

Its basically a form of social control when you allow someone to convince you that its something to be ashamed of.

As long as you don't make hottie in question uncomfortable, go ahead and drool.

[Bombtrack]

21. Prudes are not "better" they are just less fortunate

there is nothing anti-feminist about being totally into hot chicks and or sex

[dolo amber]

22. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!

:D

[demgurl]

23. You are not a male chauvinist!

If you must know, if you are a girl, the proper term is: Female Chauvinist Sow! That is the male equivalent. And now you know the other half of the story!