Blue-Jay
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:31 PM
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Suggestion. RE: F-9/11 protesters. |
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If any of you run into "protesters" while you're waiting in line, offer to buy them a ticket and some popcorn if they'll watch it with you. These fucksticks could use a dose of truth, and I'm more than willing to help them out.
My only condition is that they'll have to sit next to me, and if they make any noise during the movie, I'll give 'em a cock-punch.
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM
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1. What's a "cock-punch?" |
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Edited on Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM by Redleg
Is that a punch in the cock or kind of like a "rabbit-punch?" Whichever it is, I like your idea.
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:39 PM
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4. It's a party drink with a bit of a "wang" to it |
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:45 PM
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6. THIS is a cock punch (according to Google Image Search) |
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Thu Jun-24-04 01:22 PM
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9. just take a deep breath, Blue Jay |
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there you go. :) BTW what is a fuckstick? that's one I haven't heard.
We live in Dem territory, so I bet there won't be many protestors. Sheez. What is wrong with these people. Mike Moore just says what no one else is willing to say, and I for one am glad of it. I can't wait to see the film.
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:16 PM
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11. that picture is hilarious. |
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he's showing him his "O" face, but not the good kind.
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM
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2. Can I just move directly to the cock-punch? |
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It ain't like they're going to have an open mind to it anyway.
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM
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3. go for the donkey punch instead |
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:39 PM
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5. I expect that my middle finger will get quite a work out in line. |
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Well, that would be my natural reaction, but my wife would probably divorce me for being so rude in public.
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Thu Jun-24-04 01:03 PM
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7. Even if I don't protest |
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Edited on Thu Jun-24-04 01:06 PM by prolesunited
will you buy me a ticket anyway? I'll skip the popcorn because I don't like all that butter.
On edit, I wouldn't even mind sitting next to you. ;-)
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:13 PM
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10. There might not be enough seats, proles. |
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Perhaps you'll have to sit on my lap instead.
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Thu Jun-24-04 04:01 PM
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Thu Jun-24-04 01:18 PM
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8. I would, but the show I'm seeing is sold out |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:17 PM
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12. Bring a bag of peanuts |
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(elephants like peanuts) and if they make noise during the film, pelt them with them.
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:19 PM
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13. i dont possilby have enough money for that... |
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but interesting idea... might give it a shot if i have some extra cash
-LK
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