Here Comes The Judge ( Judge caught masturbating during court)

[hightime]

JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

[wicket]

1. Ewwwwww!!!

That's just wrong!

[Joanne98]

2. I bet he is a Republican

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. ew

[Judi Lynn]

4. Whoooooo! Is anyone going to question ALL his decisions now?

I know, by God, I would, if I had bidness before him, with the chance in play he was rogering himself at the time I was dealing with him.

Jeez.

I checked only far enough in google to see he has run unopposed, in District 24, Office 1, so Democrats shouldn'w worry we've got a Republican-acting Democratic judge!

http://www.state.ok.us/~elections/unoppose.html
Non-Partisan Judicial
District Judge

[TOhioLiberal]

5. YEEuck!

I can't stress that enough.

Don't shake HIS hand... :P

[Catfight]

6. Beating his gavel! LOL oh man

[IronLionZion]

7. What the motherf***ing f***!

How the hell can a judge do this kind of shit! and for so long without being detected!

[Carolab]

8. Too graphic

A "swooshing sound"?

[tinnyguy1777]

9. Wow---What a sticky situation---------------heh heh

[Mace]

10. wp article

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040624-035326-8721r.htm